What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A bloodhound!
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A bloodhound!
An illustration of an opossum holding a sign that says abolish ICE.
Stand up, fight back.
24.01.2026 20:21 β π 4461 π 1649 π¬ 5 π 11
A postman knocked on my door the other day and complained about my dog chasing him on his bike.
I told him that was absurd; my dog doesn't even have a bike!
Well, turns out I have a date tomorrow!
17.01.2026 00:46 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Probably should be a bit more active on here, but life gets in the way.
15.01.2026 15:43 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0What's the best way to stop your dog from barking in the front yard? Put him in the backyard.
15.01.2026 15:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My friend says her dog will retrieve a ball over a mile away, but that sounds far-fetched to me.
06.01.2026 10:51 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have tried dipping my toes in, but rarely get much attention or feedback. Which, I know isn't necessarily a bad thing, but it can be discouraging. I am on a zoo community forum as well as here. I will keep at it, though. This is a huge part of myself and my life. I appreciate the kind words. π
05.01.2026 14:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I am also not a very social person to begin with, so it has been challenging to navigate, that's for sure.
05.01.2026 05:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I understand where you are coming from. Even online spaces seem to be a bit challenging for me to really be involved with. And starting out in the spaces is a huge challenge in of itself from all the suspicion and hush hush nature of things by default, so it can get pretty disappointing quickly.
05.01.2026 04:51 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Wait, we're back?
zooand.me/happy-zoo-ye...
I think I've been feeling those twinges of loneliness from not being around my community much and not having anyone I know in real life that is like me. Kinda isolating, but I don't know what can be done about it.
05.01.2026 03:39 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 2 π 0
Why did the man in Alaska name his dog Frost?
Because Frost bites.
WAKE UP IT'S TIME TO PET WOLP
27.12.2025 17:22 β π 405 π 132 π¬ 4 π 3Might be TMI to post, but I have been working through some self hate and have been feeling a bit more comfortable with a male identity. I am going to see how this goes and monitor how I feel. Hope everyone's weekend is going well! Take care and much love β€οΈ
27.12.2025 18:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
AWWWAAAAAOOOOooooo
20.12.2025 23:54 β π 87 π 13 π¬ 2 π 0
What do you get when you cross a dog with a calculator?
A best friend you can count on!
π¨URGENT: Congress prepares to push forward wolf slaughter bill that would remove federal protections for gray wolves across the lower 48 states and prohibit judicial review. Decision will be voted on Dec. 15 and could move to a House vote next week.
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Sketch Comm for Pmic !!!
14.12.2025 15:09 β π 215 π 38 π¬ 0 π 1
Shudder
30.11.2025 23:58 β π 768 π 132 π¬ 3 π 2
Yuletide is upon us and @tterra.bsky.social has been naughty this year
14.12.2025 18:58 β π 519 π 101 π¬ 2 π 0
fetch me a mcchicken, peasant
14.12.2025 19:45 β π 83 π 15 π¬ 1 π 0I just now seen this reply. This is great. π
14.12.2025 23:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
comm work for @otterfangs.bsky.social π¦¦π€³
11.12.2025 01:08 β π 553 π 119 π¬ 5 π 0
I think she likes it
11.12.2025 00:47 β π 1316 π 154 π¬ 10 π 3
I can't take my dog down to the local pond anymore, because the ducks keep attacking him.
It's my fault for choosing a pure bread dog.
Thank you!
05.12.2025 23:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I bought a dog from a locksmith.
As soon as I got home, they made a bolt for the door.
A quadrupedal hyena lays on his side with one leg lifted, showing off his plump package. He wears a spiked collar with the tag "biting hazard" on it.
leg lifts and big bites
art (c) @thekoboldking.bsky.social
If you've been goof he may pay you a visit
04.12.2025 16:44 β π 1038 π 207 π¬ 7 π 0