what a lovely cow! ๐ฅฐ
29.11.2025 20:56 โ ๐ 16 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0@stinkyox.bsky.social
I am an ox that makes games and lightsynths. Recreational shepherd.
what a lovely cow! ๐ฅฐ
29.11.2025 20:56 โ ๐ 16 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Panda actually seemed more upset by the whole squirting water and spraying process than he was about me jabbing a needle in his bum. He really doesn't like it.
29.11.2025 17:07 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Moist knees with me.
29.11.2025 17:01 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I was disappointed to see there are NO robot deer plushies in Charlie's this year. Just some singing yeti things.
29.11.2025 15:43 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Faint but perceptible double rainbow over Cheapy Charlie's as seen from in front of the burger van.
29.11.2025 15:43 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0We got a letter from Reform this morning. Curiously enough they'd given us girlfriends, Kerry and Aimee. There's a picture of Nigel Farage and everything. He is pointing his finger.
29.11.2025 13:55 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0A pair of flourescent yellow bicicle clips with silver reflective tape on.
Look they even make fancy reflective ones now. Didn't have those back in the day.
29.11.2025 13:31 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0These were little circular clips you wore round the bottom of your trousers to prevent them from catching on the chain as you rode.
No flares any more so not really necessary these days!
And looking outside now the sun's out again lol.
29.11.2025 13:19 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I shall have to wear my muddy and ripped Panda-wrestling jeans for this afternoon's run into town, as my main pair are soaked in that peculiar way I am sure all cyclists know, soaking wet on the front halves of the legs and dry on the back halves.
Oh well, a scruffy ox I shall be then. ๐
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4b11OUuBA0
#defaidodon #sheepofMastodon #sheep
I am therefore a well-exercised and thoroughly moistened ox. ๐
Also discovered that cycling through hail is quite sting-y.
if I ever did go to Bulls, NZ I'd have to bring them some souvenirs from Cowes.
29.11.2025 00:49 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Apparently they do a beef vindaloo in the curry house in Bulls, NZ. Not surprising I suppose. They also do a naan stuffed with potato, which sounds like it'd be nice.
Long way to go for a curry though.
Oof that curry was proper banging, ydy wir!
28.11.2025 18:49 โ ๐ 6 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I am in the Cwrw
28.11.2025 17:37 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I am in the Cwrw
28.11.2025 17:37 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Dw i wedi esbonio popeth รข Panda. Dw i ddim yn siwr os oedd e'n deall.
28.11.2025 16:49 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Time to go out and do things to Panda that he probably won't like.
(Restrain him while his wound is washed and sprayed).
the_vlm->connectors = ch->channelConnector; // FFS
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfzSuO7HS9g
#defaidodon #sheepofMastodon #sheep
Giles leads the flock down to the bottom field.
Who needs sheepdogs? Not us.
28.11.2025 11:25 โ ๐ 28 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 1It's possi-bull.
Can you get an entire flock of sheep into one room?
28.11.2025 10:55 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0A biscuit being inserted into Panda, who is confined to a stable.
The prisoner
28.11.2025 10:55 โ ๐ 14 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I think I'm in love. ๐๐ฅฐ
https://www.amusingplanet.com/2016/10/the-town-of-bull-puns.html
Sign with more bull puns than one of my games. Almost.
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28.11.2025 10:19 โ ๐ 3 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0I would love to visit this place. I hope there is at least one person there who plays my games; I think they'd find them enjoyabull. ๐
https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/bulls-new-zealand
Three sheep viewed from inside an old stable. They all look very suspiciously in one direction.
The coming of the vet
27.11.2025 22:55 โ ๐ 18 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Behold! It is the for fucks sake deer!
FFS ๐ฆ
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