Ungovernable Swan

We cancelled Netflix for a good long while because of their transphobic actions/views a few years ago...and then a few months ago I discovered my trans wife had signed up again and I had been unknowingly boycotting all alone.😂 "I'm fighting the good fight for...wait, why are you watching Wednesday?"

So true

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I worked in a laboratory exploring the protective effects of estrogen against MS to find out why women often get it after pregnancy, so there are *some* PhD's working on it. The problem is that studies on women's health are the first to get the axe when NIH funding tanks. RIP my ovary research.

Too late. 😔

You don't have to be trans to use it, tho. Cis allies could flood the system to muddy that data considerably.

On a brighter note, Point of Pride is fully sponsoring Uber vouchers for trans people who need to get gender affirming care in Kansas.

a man in a suit and tie is saying can i offer you a nice egg in this tryin time Alt: a man in a suit and tie is saying can i offer you a nice egg in this tryin time

Instructions unclear. Submitted $10. Should be enough to buy one egg to hunt. I hope the kids can share.

As I used to tell my own mother, who was obsessed with perfection, being a "good enough" parent is all anyone needs to be.

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Aged like a fine wine

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But her emails…

This is amazing.

www.getyourfuckingmoneyback.com

this is what they said it would be like under socialism

YouTube video by Bassdrop THE FLASH ⚡️ #shorts #edm #rave #viral

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a cat is laying on top of a wooden table playing with a pair of nail clippers . Alt: a cat rolling over on a table for pets but rolls too far, falls off the table, tries to catch itself on the fabric chair with its front claws, hangs between the chair and the table in awkward panic for a second, then falls to the floor in an epic fail.

I feel like the pickup artists at least tried that last one. And failed.

a man with a beard in a blue suit stands in front of a desk Alt: a man with a beard in a blue suit stands in front of a desk saying “wow” 4 times

Ryan George voice: “That’s the name of the movie!”

I told my ex I won’t shave because I’m not a child.

People acting like CBS in 2026 bending a knee to Trump is new forget that CBS in the ‘60s canceled “The Smothers Brothers” because Nixon didn’t like their criticism of the Vietnam War.

My parents drove 1k miles from AZ and then another 3 hours across state lines to attend my lesbian wedding where it would be legal, and 5 years later mom still hadn’t figured out I was gay. Some family members never see the real you even when you try to be authentic.

A split picture: Top: a game of Perfection popping up with the caption "What it looked like..." Bottom: A nuclear bomb mushroom cloud with the caption "What it felt like..."

I swear to god, trying to answer the phone in 2026 is like playing Perfection. You have 10 seconds to solve Apple's mysterious mystery puzzle of notification device relays and colored taps & swipes before the important caller hangs up.

Like the spider man meme where they’re all pointing at each other.

100%. My biggest hope as a neurodivergent person is that my awkwardness is never on such cringe public display ever. At least I have self-awareness working in my favor. Kash, not so much. Lordy. 😅

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Genuinely one of the most relaxing videos on YouTube

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I am team shout fuck-ass bitch #SOTU

Crockett is a preacher’s daughter and goes to a Baptist church. I fail to see the difference here.

I left as soon as Musk bought it because I was sick to death of the algorithm feeding me transphobia 20 times a day. And that was OLD Twitter. I knew it would only get much much worse. I’m sad that I was right.

The ghost of my mom would stop you 😂

Can relate. It took me 5 hours to watch a 2 hour movie the other day. At least I got a full day’s worth of entertainment out of a single film. I had the idea to try and catch up on every popular movie I’ve missed in life, but at this rate I’ll die an old lady and have barely scratched the surface.