When youre bored on a Sunday night, don't prank call hotels.
We usually know you're fucking with us, but sometimes you can cause quite the panic.
Or, you know, keep it up. At least my night has been entertaining. (No panicking, just laughing at dumb prank calls)
31.03.2025 01:22 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
When people come to me with problems, I'm going to start asking, "Would you like the blanket or the sword?"
Do you want comfort? Or do you want solutions?
#Quincy'sTavern
14.12.2024 23:42 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
#PhotoshopSuperSaiyan π€£
14.12.2024 06:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Happy Thanks π
#HappyThanks2024
@sagaalastriona.bsky.social
29.11.2024 06:12 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 1
@sagaalastriona.bsky.social : *Dreading prepping the rutabaga for Thanksgiving*
*Uses my WΓΌsthof knives*
"That was the quickest rutabaga ever!"
Me: Welcome to the power of WΓΌsthof. β€οΈ
Saga: *shocked Pikachu*
#WΓΌsthof #Thanksgiving2024
#Rutabaga
#ChefLife
28.11.2024 09:04 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
For clarification, all we could see was the *back* of the book. No title. Couldn't make out any words. She could tell from a maybe 3 second scene, by the back of the book, that it was Harry Potter.
#PotterHeads
27.11.2024 13:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Watching season 1 of 60 days in.
@sagaalastriona.bsky.social : She's reading Harry Potter.
Me, who wasn't paying attention: Hold on I'll give a second opinion. *rewinds*
Me: Yeah. That's like book 1 or 2. *goes to google*
Saga: *Goes to her office, returns with The Sourcerer's stone* Boom.
#HPNerds
27.11.2024 11:08 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
World, welcome to an inside look at our lives. You. Are. Welcome.
23.11.2024 06:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I'll give you treats the next time you're over π€£
21.11.2024 01:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Benson Boone- Ghost Town
20.11.2024 06:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I'm not good at these kind of things, so here's a picture of Cauliflower as "I don't know what I'm doing" tax. π
20.11.2024 02:33 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
She/Her in Oklahoma City
Crochet, needlework.
Mom to 2 human kids and an Anatolian Shepherd.
Wife.
Polyamorous.
Leftist (like a liberal, but knows how to use a boomstick).
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