@dedyncyde.bsky.social
Chicago’s most annoying satanic rock n’ roll party rat.
Will’s coming out scene in Stranger Things 5 was 17 seconds longer than the nation of Israel existing.
08.01.2026 23:53 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Do kids still use “swag” and if they don’t, what do they turn on when they hop up out the bed?
26.06.2025 23:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
Cops at Pride.
21.06.2025 19:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
01.05.2025 21:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ya know, “must have weekend availability” is too vague. Like, yeah, I can work Saturday.
20.04.2025 05:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I take back all the Michelle Williams jokes I have made in the past and the ones I will make in the future.
19.04.2025 21:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Every hot girl needs a sad, gay™️ friend.
16.04.2025 20:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0He said “let’s-a go!” for a reason.
14.04.2025 17:15 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Same energy.
14.04.2025 03:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0People out here watching Last of Us thinking they could survive a zombie apocalypse when they can’t even survive a shot of Malort.
14.04.2025 03:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Everyone is so quick to block people in their lives. I block strangers on the internet so they don’t know what they did.
30.03.2025 04:18 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Got tipped $10 on a $212 tab tonight. 🙃
27.03.2025 10:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
Who wore it best.
20.03.2025 04:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My sexual awakening was seeing Jeph from the Used naked in an interview during the Taste of Chaos tour on FUSE.
16.03.2025 22:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Whatever happened to asking a punk?
16.03.2025 22:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Call me old fashion, but buying tickets in advanced for a rave?
16.03.2025 22:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0We stopped putting “ask a punk” on show flyers so quickly.
01.03.2025 00:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Applied to bartend at a sweet, high volume music venue. Can’t wait to feel sad when I don’t get a single call back.
27.02.2025 20:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Remember Brick from the Middle? This is him now. Feel old yet?
19.02.2025 01:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I was playing Material Girl at the bar while working and someone asked if it was Cyndi Lauper
03.02.2025 01:14 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think I stopped smoking out of pure laziness.
01.02.2025 02:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Thinking about this queen who was gonna attack Michael Myers with an iron in Halloween Kills.
28.01.2025 20:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0There are so many songs about LA but only one about grandma getting ran over by a reindeer?
25.01.2025 22:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Opening a nightclub that only plays Enya.
25.01.2025 22:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Using my TV to just fall asleep to different shows to see which give me the most fucked up dreams.
25.01.2025 21:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Didn’t go to a show I wanted to bc the fear of going outside after a late night Impossible Burger made me gassy and the venue didn’t have single person stalls.
24.01.2025 06:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Carrie Diaries (2013-2014)
15.01.2025 17:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Hear me out.
08.12.2024 01:55 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Anyone got a DVD player and a copy of Shrek 2?
21.11.2024 15:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
