Frank

I'm with Kristi on this. Taking your shoes off at the airport is a sign of cultural decline.

Latest update from Columbia prez re: the abduction of their student this morning. DHS is fucking deranged.

“The agents gained entry by stating they were police searching for a missing child. Our security cameras captured the agents in the hallway showing pictures of the alleged missing child.”

Reminder.
1. If you love yourself, do not watch the SOTU.
2. If you hate yourself, remember to watch the SOTU only on CSPAN. Do not boost the news networks.

www.c-span.org/networks/

I really do want to use this site more and the other place less but one big turn off is how many posts I see that are about how awesome this place is and how shitty the other place is.

One of those statements is more true than the other.

The Orifice.

Why constipated?

"Cell Phone Contact" is a but cumbersome.

I knew this is exactly what would happen.

Just like go to the bullet store.

I have! But without the S on the end.

They have to do a reality show about the paternity. Then a spin off about the guy who lost a 1 to 400 shot.

Thank you.

Now, would it be possible in anyway to have the Wolf Dog carry the Olympic Flame out of the stadium during the closing ceremony? Maybe tape little ski poles to his front paws?

That sounds dangerous.

I'd get a kick out of it.

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It’s a Wonderful Life bank run scene.

“You're thinking of the $175 billion in tariff money all wrong. As if I had the money back in a safe. The money's not here. Your money's in the White House ballroom, the renaming of the Department of Defense, the $10 billion transfer to the Board of Peace, and a hundred other unauthorized actions.”

Sinema accused of illegally spending $700,000 in campaign funds on personal expenses A campaign watchdog group has accused former U.S. Sen. Kyrsten Sinema of illegally spending more than $700,000 in campaign cash on personal expenses, including on luxury hotel rooms, concert tickets a...

There is a confusing typo in your headline. "Sued" instead of "used."

www.tucsonsentinel.com/local/report...

Yes, really. There has been zero reporting to the contrary on this point. He came in the day after the playoff loss and told the Rooneys he didn't want to come back.

Do you have a source that says otherwise or are you just a hack?

Mike Tomlin was not fired. He resigned.

YouTube video by Public Enemy - Topic Terminator X To The Edge Of Panic

"Who gives a fuck about a Goddamn Grammy?"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEpJ...

The crying emoji should have streaks of black shoe polish running down its dome.

Imagine how fucking bored Mike Tyson was by a Melania Trump documentary.

Fuck you.

Thank you for all you do. A credit to the game.

Ryan Braun one and done. (Good)

This is impolite, but this is the thinking created by a life of choosing between war lords for decades.

They also have no concept of how much you would have to pay a crowd of people to all run the very real risk of arrest.

I'm beginning to think they are rather dim.

As Trump prepares to celebrate the United States' 250th anniversary, he seems to claim that U.S. boats were in Greenland 500 years ago.
The president is mentally unfit, a danger to us all.

This is dark a week as the US has had since COVID. Even January 6th ended in a way that suggested our institutions could hold. Right now the president is justifying a cold blooded murder, expropriating oil for an off shore bank account unaffiliated with the treasury and planning a war with Denmark.

Here are two key frames of the video. (Changed language on the first notation.)

I don't think this will have the effect you intend.