Jan M 📚

Children are the most inherently vulnerable group on earth and taking umbrage with the presence of babies/children in public spaces (like airplanes or restaurants) is antisocial.

two women are sitting at a table talking to each other and one of them is covering her nose . ALT: two women are sitting at a table talking to each other and one of them is covering her nose .

16 years of Great British Bake Off and it's still the same credit sequence - the toddler in it is like a adult by now!

Animal Crossing

When I find myself in times of trouble,
Nintendo comes to me
Speaking words of comfort
Play AC

End of the World
a poem by Paul Moffett

We have all always lived in the end times
all that has ever been behind us
before us nothing we can see
how strange to remember
that we all walk blind
with so much confidence
and nothing guiding us but faulty memory
how strange to remember
how strange

Apple with a rotten inside

This apple looked at felt so normal and crunchy on the outside and then was absolutely rotten.

So horrible that it feels like a metaphor.

Can’t believe we’re gonna live through that moment in the V for Vendetta movie where Stephen Fry gets executed for doing a really bad Benny Hill sketch

YouTube video by Legendary Movie Scenes Chancellor on TV with Gordon and V - V for Vendetta (2005) - Movie Clip HD Scene

Anyone else thinking about this scene from V for Vendetta this week?

youtube.com/watch?v=OhNJ...

Half the pic is Kpop demon hunters, the other half is Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Both are the main love interest dying.

IYKYK

Raise your hand if you had no idea there was an abortion in Dirty Dancing. (because you watched it at 7)

I don’t use AI because I’m infuriated for the artists and writers and philosophers who’ve had their intellectual property stolen.

I also hate boring and impersonal shit. If someone can’t be bothered to write something, why should I be bothered to read it?

a woman in a white shirt and tie is on a screen that says does time even exist Alt: JANELLE MONAE in a white shirt and tie is on a screen that says does time even exist

My child was two months old when Obama was elected president.

My child is about to start Grade 12.

Google Launches Personalized Gemini Storybook App to Industry Concern Earlier this month, Google launched the AI-powered Gemini Storybook, offering personalized stories with read-aloud narration as an option, prompting concern among creators and book publishing professi...

"Stories generated by this app in particular are “like serving them powdered orange juice made in an unregulated factory and feeling good about it.”"

www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/...

It's a delicious Canadian delicacy is what it is.

I love my new little guy who knits while I'm not looking!

a cat sitting on a chair in a living room looking at the camera ALT: a cat sitting on a chair in a living room looking at the camera

Raise your hand if you were personally victimized by the NYT Strands puzzle today!

a blonde woman is sitting in a kitchen with the words `` sure , jan . '' written on her face . ALT: a blonde woman is sitting in a kitchen with the words `` sure , jan . '' written on her face .

I can never rid myself of this one!

It's okay to watch old stuff?

But yeah, that still blows.

Beagle with a destroyed toy surrounded by fluff

You killed it Pippen. It's dead now.

Living in the future is all well and good until your smart bulbs have a "service outage" and stop being able to dim.

This is how I find out Peepo has a different name!!

Old spice deodorant

Men! Pick your scent:
Tiger
Bear
Shark
Kracken
Wolf

a woman in a white dress stands in front of a red curtain and a throne Alt: a woman in a white dress stands in front of a red curtain and a throne It is Cate Blancett as Elizabeth I

If there was a fiction where a king was so despirate for a son that he changes the religion of his kingdom only to have his rejected daughter reign for 45 years, people would call it woke.

Anyway thats how the Merovingians started.

The further back in Royal History you go, the more amazing nonsense you find.
Merovech, 5th century King, was born 9 months after his mother swam with a sea serpent.

Maybe his father was the serpant, maybe his father was his human dad, who can say?

Beowulf Course — Clockworks Academy An eight-week course on Beowulf, with Dr. Paul Moffett. In the Old English epic Beowulf, the title character fights three monsters: Grendel, Grendel’s mother, and a dragon. Together, we will explore t...

The Beowulf Course begins next Friday! Monsters, grudges, wrestling matches, poison, giant swords, dragons! This thing has got it all!

This course does not assume any prior knowledge, but does assume curiosity and thoughtfulness!

clockworksacademy.com/courses/beowulf-course

Croissant with strawberries made to look like a crab

What's the matter sweetie? You haven't touched your crabissant.

If you don't like this Superman movie you don't like Superman. If you do like this Superman, guess what you've always liked Superman! This is what he is supposed to be like!

Yikes! So stressful, Jenn. I'm glad you can breathe now.

You guys, Paul has been a Superman fan for decades.
This movie is it. It's finally a great one.