But I wantz it! 🇳🇿🐈

The image depicts a comic. Panel one shows the main character lying in bed with a heating pad. Panel two shows the same image, but now a cat has appeared on the heating pad. Panel three shows the same image, but a second cat has appeared alongside the first on the heating pad. Panel four shows the same image with two cats on the heating pad, one dropping from the ceiling, and one entering through the window.

Would it be Luxons kids in their brand new pyjamas ?

Told you she likes ribbons #SecretSantaAoNZ

Who in NZ does turkey anyway? He should have stayed in America

Who buys Xmas jarmies each year just for wearing one month of the year? Wasteful

The irony of being told to keep politics out of sport and now this

😑😔 oh pooh!

Do you play sax?

So ironically my choice of animals was quite fitting ... Arctic fox and tropical parrot 🦜 😃

Festive drinky-poo? 🍷 Xmas noms?

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We are 3/4 of the way there. Please help if you can.

Take your straw and suck the fun out of someone else's day.

As long as they shower and smell decent

Not the entire country, a small bunch of wankers will profit I'm sure

Fair point... I'll go front in that case... Be little spoon

Can I wear them like 1960s Batman? If so I'm in! Esp teenage me....

Teenage Girls Can Be Demons by Hailey Piper, art by Julia Lloyd

The first page of the first story in Teenage Girls Can Be Demons, titled "Why We Keep Exploding" Just a joke. The first girl explodes on the final evening of orientation weekend.

How come reply guys, when called out, always resort to "couldn't resist a joke" or "just a joke"? There's no humor, nothing funny, just being a pest.

I wrote a story about guys being pests, and it starts with "just a joke." It doesn't end with a laugh though. Their interactions never do.

In case you’re in the mood for some good news . . .

This is what the Internet was made for!

This is Jack for a timeline cleanse.

You say boring I say you must have great skin

Any allergies? Are you an arctic wolf or a tropical parrot?

A ginger and white cat reaches out a paw from an elevated position. SMACK!

We are legion

Two orange and white cats having a smack battle on a blue and green rug

Smack O'clock 😺🇳🇿

Someone is going to be very lucky!

Or maybe you know someone in the same city as your giftee and they can buy and deliver on your behalf?

I haven't seen any yet but you could probably find a few contemporaries who didn't personally witness Farage being Farage at school. But there doesn't seem to be a single former pupil or teacher who find the descriptions of racism, anti-semitism & cruelty unfeasible. Shocked, I tell you...