Zeeme the Horse

This is a very sound advice and something we all should consider…but I immediately thought you meant flowers literally and I was immediately thinking about floral arrangements for bodybuilders 😂

@taoren gave Duke this awesome red thong. Really made him look awesome in it.

Thank you so much!

🎨 by @taoren

Tyrannus Draconum - Prologue & Chapter 1 by Nex Canis The Prologue and Chapter 1 of Tyrranus Draconum. . Drake Mason isn't just your regular, reclusive wealthy, American with indiscerni ...

Here we are as promised! A new (and maybe familiar story for those of you that have stuck around with my insanity long enough) story series about our roles and duties in this world.

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For our Roles and thereafter.

More four moods of Broody! 🐗

(With a rare beaw Brood 🐻!)

🎨 @racesolar.bsky.social

Spent the better part of the day making a Rosemary Bread and I’m rather proud of the results!

Pulled the recipe out of a Guild Wars 2 cookbook my roomie got recently 🤤

Behold! My wolf has come out with another fascinatingly compelling story. If you like magic, excellent world building, and beefy dragon’s. Give it a read! And know that there will be more fun to come…

For our Roles and thereafter.

“Incoming Folding Boat”

In today’s DnD session, my character got married to the party’s paladin to distract his half-brother who is also a leader of a rebellion… and then he summoned a WHOLE BOAT to crush the same brother…

I think our campaign turned into a telenovella…

*His DM, who expected many things and now questions everything*

Been a while since I've posted a story. Won't bore you with the details but it's the typical IRL stuff - Work, computer problems, motivation etc. That said, I do plan to post something tonight!

Thanks for your patience and look out for it!

Just a little practice, I was requested to draw more horses and this is some kind of practice, I wasn't drawing them lately, but there are horses yet to come ;-)

Mooooood….

Watching @deckarorca.bsky.social do the Mega Starmee fight earlier triggered a memory in our brains as we watched it run around the field so erratically…

Dear lord…

We do need more satyr tf…😤

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I wouldn’t call them milk toast. Ide lean more towards “non-lethal” ;P

A spectacle which has now taken the form of a giant ooze monster who called you “daddy” and you proceeded to throw a Fireball at.

Hoooooo boy…you better hope the dice are on your side for the fuckining you may have just unleashed in the next session XD

2) Dangerous soul magic was tampered with while another player attempted to give therapy to a zombie.

3) One player dumped the equivalent of magical nuclear waste into a boiler and proceeded to melt an entire baths worth of enemies into a sentient goo monster.

I…need a nap…and therapy…

*Tales of a Horse Dm*

Ya know, I had a lot of things in mind for today’s DND session. What resulted was wildly not what I had originally anticipated. Highlights are as followed…

1) A player seduced a goblin in a fully actualized female persona before tricking them into drinking bleach

Heh, reminds me of an idea I had once of dudes who got tf’ed on the island and where brought back and partially returned as humans. What would follow would be their re-acclimation to non-donk life :3

I’ve only found one save for the free Mareep…and it was a Sableye…this pic doesn’t do it justice but I swear he was nacho cheese colored…

I’ve always loved how those look! It’s just the detail you have to put into them looks mind boggling o.O

Handsome boar bro!

“CITIZENS OF DALARAN! LOOK TO THE SK-“

“Wait, wrong instance.”

My problem is that just the slightest movements cause them to slip out of whatever pouch they have.

…That and the fact they act like cock rings at times for me. Making things even more uncomfortable >.>

A problem many of us wish we suffered from as well 🤤

Best of luck, getting things like that organized is always a pain >.> My advice? Go for things that have multiple options for entertainment. Cruses can be good for that, just be sure to check and see what they offer and how many stops they intend on making.

MORE HORSES!!! 😈

Please mobile app save me. If this doesn’t work I’m not gonna try again till tomorrow Still very happy with the perspective work on this one.

Look, I needed the extra weight and there weren't enough plates in this gym.

…Real talk, that sounds like an awesome name for a pie. I’m thinking…Chocolate Cream Pie of some sort…

Wanna be a taste tester for the works in progress big guy? ;D