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Zeeme the Horse

@zeeme.bsky.social

Neigh! Prepare thyself for pictures of food, butts, and multiple instances of neighing! #NSFW so no one under 18!

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This is a very sound advice and something we all should considerโ€ฆbut I immediately thought you meant flowers literally and I was immediately thinking about floral arrangements for bodybuilders ๐Ÿ˜‚

11.11.2025 20:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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@taoren gave Duke this awesome red thong. Really made him look awesome in it.

Thank you so much!

๐ŸŽจ by @taoren

11.11.2025 17:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 102    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Tyrannus Draconum - Prologue & Chapter 1 by Nex Canis The Prologue and Chapter 1 of Tyrranus Draconum. . Drake Mason isn't just your regular, reclusive wealthy, American with indiscerni ...

Here we are as promised! A new (and maybe familiar story for those of you that have stuck around with my insanity long enough) story series about our roles and duties in this world.

www.furaffinity.net/view/62940604/

For our Roles and thereafter.

10.11.2025 05:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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More four moods of Broody! ๐Ÿ—

(With a rare beaw Brood ๐Ÿป!)

๐ŸŽจ @racesolar.bsky.social

10.11.2025 16:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1312    ๐Ÿ” 268    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Spent the better part of the day making a Rosemary Bread and Iโ€™m rather proud of the results!

Pulled the recipe out of a Guild Wars 2 cookbook my roomie got recently ๐Ÿคค

10.11.2025 23:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Behold! My wolf has come out with another fascinatingly compelling story. If you like magic, excellent world building, and beefy dragonโ€™s. Give it a read! And know that there will be more fun to comeโ€ฆ

For our Roles and thereafter.

10.11.2025 13:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œIncoming Folding Boatโ€

10.11.2025 03:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

In todayโ€™s DnD session, my character got married to the partyโ€™s paladin to distract his half-brother who is also a leader of a rebellionโ€ฆ and then he summoned a WHOLE BOAT to crush the same brotherโ€ฆ

I think our campaign turned into a telenovellaโ€ฆ

10.11.2025 03:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*His DM, who expected many things and now questions everything*

10.11.2025 03:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Been a while since I've posted a story. Won't bore you with the details but it's the typical IRL stuff - Work, computer problems, motivation etc. That said, I do plan to post something tonight!

Thanks for your patience and look out for it!

09.11.2025 15:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Just a little practice, I was requested to draw more horses and this is some kind of practice, I wasn't drawing them lately, but there are horses yet to come ;-)

08.11.2025 17:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2496    ๐Ÿ” 517    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Moooooodโ€ฆ.

02.11.2025 15:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Watching @deckarorca.bsky.social do the Mega Starmee fight earlier triggered a memory in our brains as we watched it run around the field so erraticallyโ€ฆ

Dear lordโ€ฆ

30.10.2025 01:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We do need more satyr tfโ€ฆ๐Ÿ˜ค

29.10.2025 22:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
A graphic advertising a "3-stage satyr commission" from The Last Envoy. Summary: ยฃ150 for all three stages, payment plan friendly, PayPal only, NSFW or SFW.

A graphic advertising a "3-stage satyr commission" from The Last Envoy. Summary: ยฃ150 for all three stages, payment plan friendly, PayPal only, NSFW or SFW.

For a limited time only... Satyr TF Commissions are opening!! 10 slots available. Get 'em before they're gone. โœจ

29.10.2025 14:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 77    ๐Ÿ” 16    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wouldnโ€™t call them milk toast. Ide lean more towards โ€œnon-lethalโ€ ;P

27.10.2025 18:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A spectacle which has now taken the form of a giant ooze monster who called you โ€œdaddyโ€ and you proceeded to throw a Fireball at.

Hoooooo boyโ€ฆyou better hope the dice are on your side for the fuckining you may have just unleashed in the next session XD

27.10.2025 18:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2) Dangerous soul magic was tampered with while another player attempted to give therapy to a zombie.

3) One player dumped the equivalent of magical nuclear waste into a boiler and proceeded to melt an entire baths worth of enemies into a sentient goo monster.

Iโ€ฆneed a napโ€ฆand therapyโ€ฆ

27.10.2025 03:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*Tales of a Horse Dm*

Ya know, I had a lot of things in mind for todayโ€™s DND session. What resulted was wildly not what I had originally anticipated. Highlights are as followedโ€ฆ

1) A player seduced a goblin in a fully actualized female persona before tricking them into drinking bleach

27.10.2025 03:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heh, reminds me of an idea I had once of dudes who got tfโ€™ed on the island and where brought back and partially returned as humans. What would follow would be their re-acclimation to non-donk life :3

24.10.2025 21:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Iโ€™ve only found one save for the free Mareepโ€ฆand it was a Sableyeโ€ฆthis pic doesnโ€™t do it justice but I swear he was nacho cheese coloredโ€ฆ

24.10.2025 21:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve always loved how those look! Itโ€™s just the detail you have to put into them looks mind boggling o.O

23.10.2025 04:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Handsome boar bro!

22.10.2025 23:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œCITIZENS OF DALARAN! LOOK TO THE SK-โ€œ

โ€œWait, wrong instance.โ€

22.10.2025 01:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My problem is that just the slightest movements cause them to slip out of whatever pouch they have.

โ€ฆThat and the fact they act like cock rings at times for me. Making things even more uncomfortable >.>

21.10.2025 16:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A problem many of us wish we suffered from as well ๐Ÿคค

20.10.2025 23:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Best of luck, getting things like that organized is always a pain >.> My advice? Go for things that have multiple options for entertainment. Cruses can be good for that, just be sure to check and see what they offer and how many stops they intend on making.

20.10.2025 17:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

MORE HORSES!!! ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

20.10.2025 13:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Please mobile app save me.
If this doesnโ€™t work Iโ€™m not gonna try again till tomorrow

Still very happy with the perspective work on this one.

Please mobile app save me. If this doesnโ€™t work Iโ€™m not gonna try again till tomorrow Still very happy with the perspective work on this one.

Look, I needed the extra weight and there weren't enough plates in this gym.

20.10.2025 02:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 292    ๐Ÿ” 75    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€ฆReal talk, that sounds like an awesome name for a pie. Iโ€™m thinkingโ€ฆChocolate Cream Pie of some sortโ€ฆ

Wanna be a taste tester for the works in progress big guy? ;D

19.10.2025 19:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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