May I introduce you to cryptocurrency.
15.10.2025 00:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0@mitchellepner.bsky.social
Attorney, former AUSA, father, husband, former JBLC, long-time Knicks fan and occasional talking head https://mitchellepner.substack.com/ https://www.thedailybeast.com/author/mitchell-epner
May I introduce you to cryptocurrency.
15.10.2025 00:27 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Song for the Day: Brown Sugar - D'Angelo
youtu.be/H_WzjiTzZBA?...
Diminish a song and a band.
"Radar Like" - Silver Earing
Dartmouth has joined MIT in rejecting Trump's so-called "Compact."
www.concordmonitor.com/2025/10/11/m...
A link to his bio:
www.taylordykema.com/edward
He appears to be cultivating the Stephen Miller look.
I think that people outside of NY underestimate the extent to which Andrew Cuomo, Bill deBlasio and Curtis Sliwa hate each other for reasons that transcend ideology.
08.10.2025 20:17 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Watching the Yankee game last night on FS1, there was a very unpersuasive Cuomo ad that was immediately followed by the Sliwa ad featuring Donna Johnson. As a longtime political activist, I felt like Cuomo was floored with roundhouse right counterpunch after a tepid jab.
08.10.2025 15:26 β π 34 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0Curtis Sliwa (the GOP nominee for NYC mayor) has launched a devastating ad against Andrew Cuomo (still running as an independent) featuring Donna Johnson, who claims that Cuomo's COVID policies regarding nursing homes killed both of her parents.
This hits home with Cuomo's prime demographic.
Proud to be quoted by Joe Walsh of @cbsnewsconfirmed.bsky.social on todayβs arraignment of James Comey.
Lifeβs been good to me so far.
www.cbsnews.com/news/fbi-jam...
The hair in your thumbnail is a big hint.
08.10.2025 02:45 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0here is my first rendering of the bread scale of triviality (any suggestions welcome; I love thinking about bread)
07.10.2025 15:50 β π 830 π 161 π¬ 66 π 15My daughter @madepn.bsky.social has invented a great scale for the triviality - importance spectrum. It goes from βnothing burgerβ to βeverything bagelβ.
I doff my hat in tribute to genius.
Except that courts enforce arbitration awards from, and arbitration clauses requiring adjudication by, a Beth Din (enforcing Talmudic Judaism) regularly in NY(where I practice).
04.10.2025 00:48 β π 16 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0That is a better way of expressing what I was trying to say.
02.10.2025 18:35 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cuba comes to mind, but the Cuban-American community has always been anti-Castro.
Until very recently, being pro-Israeli government(no matter which party was leading Israel) was common ground for the overwhelming majority of American Jews.
Iβm quoted in The Times (London) looking forward to tomorrowβs sentencing of Sean Combs. TL/dr: this is the widest disparity in recommendations that I have in 30+ years as a criminal trial attorney.
www.thetimes.com/us/news-toda...
Ken White @kenwhite.bsky.social gives a great description of the doctrine of βvindictive prosecutionβ in this free preview of Serious Trouble.
He also discusses my concerns about Comeyβs public statement after the indictment.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/s...
In 2017, I wrote an op-ed in the Daily News when Trump commented similarly on the killing of Heather Heyer at "Unite The Right" Charlottesville march.
Trump's comments then did not stand in the way of conviction, but DOJ endorsement of Trump's comments about Mangione may preclude death penalty.
SDNY District Court Judge Margaret Garnett, who is presiding over the Luigi Mangione federal case, orders the DOJ to answer for violations of Local Rule 23.1 forbidding "release of an opinion [that] will interfere with a fair trial".
Several DOJ employees endorsed Trump's attacks on Mangione.
Ruin a band with a Supreme Court Justice.
Ketanji Brown Jackson Five.
I am dipping my toe back into BlueSky with a link to a collection of beaded garments on Salvage Renaissance, my family's vintage/upcycling e-commerce store. There is a wide assortment of price points:
salvage-renaissance.com/collections/...
I'm avoiding weightier topics for now.
Taking a social media break.
09.09.2025 16:12 β π 100 π 2 π¬ 6 π 1Bob Marley demands that you get the meter right:
I threw the sandwich
But I didnβt throw no panini, no no no.
Judge Subramanian has denied Sean Combs bail pending sentencing.
The judge specifically found βthat Cassie Ventura and Jane were
beaten, coerced, threatened, lied to, and victimized by Combs as part of their participationβ in the freak offs.
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30.07.2025 03:44 β π 17 π 0 π¬ 2 π 1In 2008, when Justice Scalia (joined by Thomas, Alito, Roberts & Kennedy) overturned a century of Second Amendment jurisprudence in Heller, holding that the 2nd Amendment guarantees an βindividual rightβ not a βmilitia rightβ, I warned he would have blood on his hands.
Yesterday was the latest.
My appearance on NPRβs Morning Edition to discuss Ghislaine Maxwellβs application to the Supreme Court to overturn her conviction on the basis of immunity conferred by Jeffrey Epsteinβs 2007 plea agreement.
www.npr.org/2025/07/29/n...
I appeared on CBS News (The Takedown with Major Garrett) to discuss DAG Todd Blanche's highly unusual interviews of Ghislaine Maxwell. Nothing about this process falls within standard operating procedure for the DOJ.
www.cbsnews.com/video/trump-...
Itβs a long list.
25.07.2025 02:12 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I know.
My post was not directed at you.
It was directed at the people who urged others to withhold their votes in the general election from Biden (and later Harris). You were not one of those people.