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i saw the tv glow is so good

A couple times I've seen a drawing and been like "no way that's shaped like that" and flipped my foot over to confirm. amazed at the capacity of the freak to elegantly convey complex or easily glossed over details

People joke about looking at porn for educational purposes but i've learned more about feet from people posting fetish art than i have from other ref material

Arent silverfish still considered insects though

Just learned springtails are not even considered insects but are instead just six-legged arthropods. And I'm pissed

Every time robert dispatch has a scene with a light skinned woman there's only one motel room left and there's only one dryer to sleep in and she's stuuuck

Leo alvarez would love chatgpt

My main goal in life is to collect signatures from various furry musicians/artists on my tummy

the caracal is fucking DEAD motherfuckers the puma is BACK

Saw someone on tumblr tag my garfield "why do they call it oven" drawing with "nsfw text" and i got really confused for a moment. Completely forgot his sweatshirt says "intj pussy"

My cat is like if a burger had teeth and could not shut the fuck up

juanjo guarnido art is so good i just wish he didnt draw women like that

When ppl ask my preferred platform i dont even know what to say anymore. I guess bluesky! I Guess.

Wondering how much porn sweetums (muppets) would have had drawn of him if he had debuted in the last couple decades

quiplash makes me wonder how severely my brain is damaged and job job makes me feel like a brilliant mind among brilliant minds

Had a hard time trying to get the vibe I was going for. I still like the first sketch.

I kinda fucked it up...

Haphazardly dyed my hair so people they/them me on new years

"slutty reindeer dude in a bell-covered harness" is a gimmick that works on me every time

Somewhere in all the iterating, I lost some of the energy I liked from the original sketch, even if the final is a "better" drawing. I want to get better at pushing my poses and shapes

I don't always, but it forces me to focus on the big picture and move on instead of zooming in and endlessly tweaking things in a way that isn't helpful

Haven't really been using this account for WIPs. Progress on that tiger man

Learning that new stranger things is out by people complaining about getting queerbaited. Something something losing at chess to a dog

tumblr millennials grabbed ahold of my developing teenage brain and did some nasty spy kids shit to my malleable skull and that's why i have to say at least 1 embarrassing thing for every funny thing

I love how christmas makes it impossible to order essential shit bc everyone working in retail and shipping is currently being tortured bc too many people are buying funko pops

i love tf

EVIL YUCKY SERUM

what should go on my shirt

My sona isnt accurate bc everyone says "theyre so chill :)" but i went to canes and the cashier asked if i have an anxiety disorder instead of what combo im pickin

eva that has one of these inside the entry plug