T-Jerzens

This random cube's last frame before death:

I would say it's a sign that a minigame isn't very good when my record in it is 4.58 seconds.

When you're out of breath from laughing at how sad Billiards 2008 is.

There are so many stupid songs I want to make GD levels to but I don't have the patience to make long layouts anymore.

I know it's totally not the case at all because their voices are very different but how insane would it be if KrazyBones and Krazyman50 (better known as KrmaL) were the same person just because they both have "Krazy" in their names?

There is one, kind of. The word "polynymous" means "having multiple names" and that very much applies to me.

Music peaked in 2004 with the Crazy Bus title screen.

1. Electrodynamix

God, I love the name Electrodynamix. It just goes hard in like, every way possible.

2. Deadlocked

It's just so cool. It feels like it gets me hyped for the level even though the level has those miserable spam parts at 12 and 73.

3. Time Machine

It's an old level but it also feels like the kind of name an old level would have since old level names are all pretty ridiculous. It's also hard not to love a good time machine.

4. Hexagon Force

It's my favorite level in the game but not quite my favorite name, mainly because the last three are just so cool to me.

5. Theory of Everything

It just feels a little too much like a delusion of grandeur when it's a 1.5 level and only has half the game modes that are in the game now.

6. Polargeist

Entirely carried by the mental image of a ghost who lives in Antarctica and just kinda minds his own business.

7. Electroman Adventures

Having "adventures" in the title just makes it a tiny bit tackier to me. I know the level was made in like 2014 and the song was made even earlier but it feels like one of those words that was ruined by AI.

8. Clutterfunk

It sounds like cluster fuck which the level definitely is and the song itself is pretty damn funky. I just can't put it higher because it suffers from "not feeling like a level name" disease.

9. Blast Processing

This is like the opposite of Cycles where the level itself does not deserve as cool of a name as it got because it's honestly pretty boring as a level.

10. Jumper

It's just cute, I can't really deny that.

11. Cycles

For some reason I just feel like Cycles is the perfect name for the level to introduce the ball. If not for that, it would be a lot lower.

12. Theory of Everything 2

Great level, but I don't like the implication that it's a sequel to the level Theory of Everything when they look literally nothing alike.

13. Clubstep

Back to me still disliking the word "step."

14. Dry Out

It feels like a feasible level name but I also just don't like dry things very much.

15. Stereo Madness

The early game levels all have names that just don't feel like level names at all. I know they're song names but that doesn't really make it any better since it's proof that they weren't meant to be level names.

16. Back on Track

I mean, I guess it's fine, but aren't I always on track in a game like GD where I'm always moving?

17. xStep

The word "step" is just linguistically really mediocre but it's carried by the letter X making it feel like it's a username from the mid to late aughts.

18. Can't Let Go

Yes I can. It's not one of those one click levels where you hold all the way through.

19. Base After Base

Just... what. It doesn't help that it's my least favorite main level song so there's that bias but still.

20. Geometrical Dominator

Still don't like the meta type "look at how clever I am" titles. I know this song was commissioned by Rob specifically for GD but that doesn't make me like the name any more.

21. Fingerdash

Same reasoning as above, but I especially find it dumb when Rob had to change the name of the song from Fingerbang. It's like Rob has one vocal stim and he just uses it whenever he can't think of anything else.

22. Dash

It's just tacky that in a game called Geometry Dash, ten years after the game came out, it gets a level with this stupid of a name. It's already tacky when the song name drops Geometry Dash but whatever, I can handle that. The level name is awful though.

Ranking ever RobTop level by how much I like the name: