Monkey Fart

Sometimes i like to imagine a high quality 3D model of Ethan sitting with fucked up posture and i rotate it in my mind

At school daydreaming of when ill get to go home and itch my leg

Fuuuck i could really go for an itch rn

I think im just gonna write it and pretend i didnt see all that

Then lock in twin

Imagine synthesizing a novel contribution to your field in your head, gathering relevant reading material, outlining your thesis, just to find out someone already wrote that exact thing 20 years ago

Lesbophobes be like scissor me timbers

Do you really have any other options? Like, sans doctorate, do you have career prospects that are financially adequate and emotionally fulfilling? I, personally, do not

U mean adderall or aspartame cola?

Would you rather be a fuckleyute or a gerbert

One thing ab me is i dont play ab ro ramden

Only thing u should be going through is a bag bbg

U tried drugs???

4 beers 2 lines and a juicebox would fix me rn

Bro commits more coups than the us gov

You should take 6g of shrooms and watch the live action cat in the hat

If u like an egg on ur burger ur nasty. Any excuse to get wet sloppy and messy huh? You like that shit dont you? Dirty little freak. Just oozing and gooey all over

Not me my shit would be dry asf chafing constantly

Put that melon away i do not need to be seeing all that in public

Nose Kendrick be like TURN THE SMELLOVISION OFF

Nose drake be like you used to call me on my smellphone

He??? Kinda sus bro thats pretty sussy

HELL YEAH BROTHER 🔥🔥🔥🔥🤟🤟🤟🤟🤟

Theres so many places dude like wtf goin on in papua new guinea rn whatr they up to

If ur prone to road rage i think your bloodline should be subject to forced genetic modification by the state

I think the scariest thing would be going to dinner with a bunch of your profs

Call fahad

Looking to make a mechanism

Where can i buy a doodad or a thingamabob

Coo la voo