dead stephanie 🏳️‍⚧️

taking pills with pineapple juice because i am a menace that cannot be stopped

suzuki is the best car manufacturer
they make the worst cars that are also the best cars

if you were a nissan diesel UD truck, would you have
1 rear axle
2 rear axle
3 rear axle

evil superman be like: america good

crazy that the white house is now operating as a dementia ward for the elderly

my spider caught a cricket in her web, im so proud of her

i kinda hate that i read books as a passtime now, its a very like mom ass hobby

bad guys 2 is a great movie
its like what if lupin the 3rd was furry bait

rip captain kasimir bodin 🫡

i once slept with someone who commented on a youtube video i made

the increase of global internet censorship this week is, concerning

laying on a bed, reading a book wearing fishnet lingerie. i feel like an ad for "reading is sexy" or something but really im just killing time

wheel bearing grease packed into a sealed bearing hub, i have now seen it all

camping was fun, albeit very physically exhausting

spider gf w8888w
*crawls on u*

how do i apply to join the secret vampire cabal or the Illuminati or the new world order?

cishets on a date: okay so trans people

i get a free loaner car when my car is in the shop (my garage), it just happens to be my other shitbox

sorry officer i was going 100 over because i got the zoomies

im drawn to the name mike for some reason, just seems like a cool name. not for myself but on other people

posting a picture of myself with a finger on a trigger of a gun just to activate the gun autists

crazy that ive gotten a dmca notice for a game from 2003

tariffs have hit aliexpress as of today. it is rolled into the tax category. and no, clicking the ? doesnt show you how much is tariff or anything

sorry kitten im officiating a discord wedding

sometimes i forget that australia is a real place and people actually live there

how do you even blow up 5th gear lmao

what is the point of non alcoholic beer, it tastes gross and it does nothing?

inquiring minds would like to know why out of all the random territories and micro nations tariffed, somehow both Russia and Belarus avoided tariffs

screamo is music for people who hate music