@cakealchemist.bsky.social
40 something internet dragon. They/them or he/him. I draw big circles, paint tiny plastic spacemen, and hoard dice and dice accessories. If you're not 18 or older, get outta here.
Happy (belated) year of the horse (girl)
23.02.2026 21:16 β π 14 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0If you're doomscrolling, guess what? So far there are 51 kΔkΔpΕ chicks hatched and thriving this season, the same number of birds as we had in TOTAL in the 90s! Only one chick has died and there are still fertile eggs waiting to hatch!
06.03.2026 04:31 β π 5689 π 1562 π¬ 66 π 56
tumblr post by user sapphling from August of 2023 reading: "sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher" "You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this? Then they have screenshotted tags left on their post by another user reading: "crying screaming and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didn't REALLY die and come back to life all those times" sapphling follows that with "no that part was real"
05.03.2026 18:59 β π 3473 π 1388 π¬ 3 π 12
Hand-paw study
05.03.2026 17:06 β π 4355 π 905 π¬ 28 π 1I can proudly say I've never had to rely on a machine to get anything wrong for me. All my idiot choices and factual inaccuracies are 100% home-grown, free-range stupidity!
06.03.2026 04:48 β π 70 π 5 π¬ 4 π 0
Well, what a wild ride this has been
05.03.2026 21:25 β π 265 π 70 π¬ 6 π 7
Endearing art for me from @powree.bsky.social of Mei getting to dote on her beloved brother, Malt, and style his hair!
Gorgeous colors and details,thank you as always! β€οΈ
#FugaMelodiesofSteel #furries
Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM
05.03.2026 05:17 β π 16883 π 5566 π¬ 127 π 101One of the crimes of AI has been the destruction of the beautiful "my nephew made this logo for me on his computer!" energy from all the hyper-local plumbers and taco shops. AI slop on white work vans is a crime against humanity.
03.03.2026 18:02 β π 1414 π 438 π¬ 8 π 1
Just in case you somehow forgot, we're saying it, again, EVEN LOUDER: π³οΈββ§οΈTRANS. RIGHTS!!!π³οΈββ§οΈ Rep your colors with this fan-favorite design from @kduffles.bsky.social with $6 from each tee sold donated to the Transgender Law Center: theyetee.com/TRANSRIGHTS
03.03.2026 21:00 β π 348 π 259 π¬ 3 π 6
It's a fantastic series. Highly recommend the audio book version.
I love how you can't explain anything in the books without sounding like a complete crazy person.
Whenever I greet my freak friends/moots.
02.03.2026 22:55 β π 113 π 31 π¬ 4 π 0
Starter pokemon in ohio
21.08.2025 18:38 β π 470 π 131 π¬ 1 π 3In Donkey Kong 64, the Giant Spider miniboss can only be fought once. Modifying the game to fight it a second time makes it unceremoniously explode. While this appears to be a glitch, examining the code reveals it was actually deliberately added for the developers' own amusement.
17.02.2026 17:15 β π 3310 π 917 π¬ 23 π 15Kink is and always has been a part of the fandom.
25.02.2026 04:14 β π 712 π 148 π¬ 12 π 1
Louise: "Is there a vegan alternative for egging a fascist?" Gene: "I only found a brick" Louise: "Perfect"
02.03.2026 16:20 β π 224 π 92 π¬ 0 π 0After 9 yeareals, it's finally my turn to post the "a thousand cereals" clip, seeing as how I'm the idiot who made it.
02.03.2026 21:28 β π 13236 π 5952 π¬ 153 π 57Oh man, this sucks. Best of luck to Bruce during his treatment. β€οΈ
03.03.2026 01:51 β π 214 π 69 π¬ 2 π 0
pear shaped in order
com for @kinadavina.bsky.social
Farbtoner
found out that this is a legitimate company and I'm losing my goddamn mind
02.03.2026 18:32 β π 1578 π 307 π¬ 53 π 57I need season 2 NOW #dungeonmeshi
28.02.2026 17:46 β π 6477 π 2124 π¬ 35 π 17
Shaq Warns Young Players Not To Do Movie About Genie
Shaq Warns Young Players Not To Do Movie About Genie https://theonion.com/shaq-warns-young-players-not-to-do-movie-about-genie/
02.03.2026 17:00 β π 1955 π 195 π¬ 16 π 13Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.
01.03.2026 15:04 β π 10440 π 2182 π¬ 59 π 62
a painting of a man lifting a sylveon by the armpits
Long, firm, tubular body, DEEP blue eyes, really wonderful expression. he is so calm, confident, really in charge here. Big, bouncy ears, perfectly set, a slender, whippy tail, and of course, those smooth, vibrant ribbons. Best in show.
02.03.2026 06:13 β π 7011 π 2350 π¬ 34 π 7really one of the strangest media cycles in history, where mainstream media actively hid the fact that the columbine killers were popular upper class preppy kids with full on neo-nazi ideologies and instead pretended they were victims of bullying
26.02.2026 13:37 β π 3211 π 1339 π¬ 46 π 45
an ancient tumble thread were cult of the military posters get roused and played with by the sexually inappropriate taunts of hotmeat89
i i can't type out the alt text for that one i'm sorry it's so fucking long
01.03.2026 22:34 β π 183 π 68 π¬ 1 π 3
youtu.be/dzB2cN-AU8w?... - It's that special season, everyone
01.03.2026 06:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Standard Filtheater Servitor maintenance.
28.02.2026 06:14 β π 14 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
