A Bearded Card Daddy

Crossfaded and bored after a rough day, so have at it

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Amazing. 🥵

Definitely appreciating, for sure

Congrats you two. 🥰

Respectfully, goddamn.

Gorgeous

Entirely too damn gorgeous

Play partners are like cheese curds. If they're fresh, they squeak when you bite them.

Indeed I do

I've got quite a few of those sitting around, lol

No, that's definitely fair. The top half of the meme shows the shiny sprite, so I only made that connection because I'm a massive nerd

If you're going to fuck the hobby lobby guys, at least fuck them in the ass so they worry about going to hell for sodomy.

It's revenge for all the times you soft reset on him until he was a shiny.

My brother had a few different ones of these growing up.

So sorry you're dealing with that shit

Good lord. 🔥

While I love hockey, all my hockey jerseys are actually those of EDM artists. 😅

Orgy while the news runs in the background and shows the global celebrations upon the death of Mango Mussolini.

Bluesky, just remember, not everyone who talks about having a creampie kink wants to be filled like a Twinkie.

Donut - Generally filled from one hole.

Éclair - Generally filled from two holes.

Twinkie - Filled from three holes.

So which are you really?

When your nesting partner decides to brat in the morning by deciding to ambush you with 30 seconds of a blowjob while you're getting ready for work, then grumbles for a bit later when you fuck her face and blow her back out when you get home as you said was going to happen.

It's a Gen Z thing. My kid and his friends say it a lot.

Fucking please.

Grocery store up here had these for $0.50 each for quite a while. Stocked up while they had them.

Damn it. Who leaked my nudes to scientists and material engineers?

Certainly. I could use a snack in easy reach.

Good news. Position is still open. 😉

Didn't sleep well, but still woke up hard as a rock and wishing I had more plans with my week off of work for my birthday later in the week.

Simple. Use Dragon Tail.

This is such a great view/angle for you. Damn.

Beautiful eyes.