Bex

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People posting that they don’t know the Roman numerals for 159 are just looking for CLIX

nothing says “we’re against pedophilia” like shutting down business as usual to keep members from going on record with a vote about it

Edited a few of this guy’s TikToks together to create a horrific movie.

Parking space #404 is empty.

car not found

A telegraph headline saying “Starmer: I’m a hard bastard”

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so hard at a headline.

Real change is coming.

Today, after 14 years, I’m resigning from the Labour Party.

Jeremy Corbyn and I will co-lead the founding of a new party, with other Independent MPs, campaigners and activists across the country.

Join us. The time is now.

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*bowl of soup spills into my lap* waiter there's a soup in my fly

Stage design manager: You’re fired

Me: *doesn’t make a scene*

Last night I saw a really sad documentary on the telly about a guy who works 60 hours a week crushing drink cans. It was soda pressing.

She's had knee surgery and she's stuck in a cage for six weeks. She is very vocal about this 😭

Good morning! Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and saviour, the Ever Given?

Quoting Enoch Powell is never a coincidence.

The Prime Minister knew what message he was sending — and who he was sending it to. Disgraceful.

Starmer doing an Enoch Powell-adjacent speech and then the next day going "oh my god, I can't BELIEVE so many of you are being so performatively outraged" like me punching the air near my mum's head and going "oh my god, I can't BELIEVE you're having a go when I'm so OBVIOUSLY just punching air".

partial screenshot of someone posting "i try not to share AI but" followed by a partial AI image

yeah well i try not to block people, guess we've both failed today

you guys ever install a trap door in your house then forget where you ins

husband: hey look i got you a label maker

husband, 1 week later: why does our hamper say "osama bin laundry"

An illustrated infographic titled “The Relationship Between Mental Ill Health and Absence in Students Aged 13-16” summarises a May 2025 research report. It highlights that poor mental health significantly increases authorised absences, while unauthorised absences are more tied to socioeconomic disadvantage. Groups most affected include students on free school meals, with SEND, or from single-parent households. The infographic concludes that interventions must address both mental health needs and socioeconomic inequalities to improve attendance.

Research shows poor mental health causes authorised absence in Yr 11 students, while unauthorised absence links to disadvantage. Addressing both is key assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/media/681b67...

Physicists at the Large Hadron Collider turned lead into gold – by accident The ancient dream of turning lead into gold is now a reality – but it’s not quite what the alchemists might have hoped for.

RIP Issac Newton (aka the last alchemist), you would have loved watching the physicists get annoyed because they accidentally turned lead into gold
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can you die of too much news

My new favorite book

In the spirit of Mother’s Day, here’s a clip of Björk two-piecing a reporter who was stalking her and her baby.

I had the most wonderful flight home from Denver. I met the nicest young man who sat next to me. He offered to put my bag in the overhead compartment and helped me with my tray. He was always polite, saying "yes ma’am" or "no ma’am." Anyone would be proud to have him as a son or grandson—so polite. People walking by were saying congratulations, great job, or even taking pictures. I turned and asked him, “Who am I sitting next to?” I looked at his Jaguar pants, smiled, and asked, “Are you an athlete?” He smiled and said, “I’m Travis. Yes, I was drafted by the Jags.” I already told my sons I want his jersey. He’s so humble and down-to-earth—I would have never guessed he was a professional athlete. JACKSONVILLE JAGS, you did good! I will be buying tickets. United Airlines, thank you for my seat assignment!

This is too wholesome

"i love wallace and gromit" is a pro-claymation proclamation

My painting BLUEBONNETS

The mineral deal has been signed! Get tin!

#LunchPun