Nikki Thayer

My god, what have I done?!

Husband: You headbutted me so hard I accidentally opened the Criteron channel.

Me: MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN LEADING UP TO THIS MOMENT

In my unforced era

YouTube video by Exotic Black TV marmot lying still experience like washing a carpet

I think this would fix me m.youtube.com/watch?v=S8Ye...

Picture of a long white dog with “born yesterday steez”

My dog has that Born Yesterday Steez

A text message reading Where Again This Pharmacy Pharmacy is closed for lunch from 130 to 2 California hours may

Go home, you’re drunk

Every wool sweater is a hand-me-down sweater because of the sheeps. The sheeps wore it first. The sheeps wore every sweater first.

I just need an all night art supply store. That would fix me.

A fundraising text message starting with “Choking back tears… of PURE JOY! The Trump Resistance fund is SOARING! He’ll be POWERLESS!”

Oh shut up

Smoke on the horizon of Glendale, CA has tinted the rising sun bright red

The blood moon rises once again

Wait, that’s the sun

Fuck

Result:

It comes with lyrics by the inimitable Jane St John, who is not on Bluesky. Play it at your loved ones in these trying times:

A 3D printed Christmas ornament with a picture of Paul McCartney in a Santa hat and the words “Skibidi Rizzmas, Paul McCartney”

I regret to inform you that my best worst decision of 2024 is arriving at the end of the year:

When a girl in your drama class steals your hat so you have to see her again, that too is relational aesthetics.

Hey girl are you trapped beneath a fallen tree because you need to log off

I dont want AAA games anymore, i want games made by a little freak with a vision

Part of this is a mood thing and part of it is something I self selected for, but it feels like I’m peeking into a different subculture with every post. No scene. No shared experiences. Kinda lonely.

We own churt.net

Ooooh thank you for the recommendation!

Hello #immersive types! If I were to be headed to NYC sometime around the start of January, are there any shows/meetups/spaces I should check out (other than Life and Trust?)

Who else up and trusting the process

My husband is very high right now.

“Doug Drug, the drug doctor. No, Doug Drocter the Dig Dug copter!”

It turns out if you give people a dossier saying a stranger is your “enemy” you’ll introduce yourself and have a game to play with them - maybe more so than if the dossier says you’re friends.

Folks from my day job, family, clowns and comedians, and immersive creators all mingled and made friends.

There was a lot of goofy business - interrogating and playing with people, designing props and dossiers, wearing a fake mustache - but the systems David designed to get strangers talking to each other were the high point.

We held a reverse murder mystery party, where the deceased’s will stated that whoever murdered him would gain his ridiculous sums of money. Guests competed to convince the detectives (the birthday girl and her husband) that they were guilty.

I must not play Balatro.
Playing Balatro is the mind-killer.
Playing Balatro is the little-death that brings total obliteration.

A man in a coat and bloody gloves standing on a staircase

A white stunt dummy in trousers and a cardigan with an arrow sticking out of it splayed on the floor

A smiling man surrounded by confetti wearing a sash that says “murderer” with a stunt dummy on the floor behind him.

A woman wearing a plaid deerstalker hat, clashing plaid cape and clashing plaid pants talking to guests at a party.

Live updates on our declining civilization are great and all, but I want to talk about my birthday party because @davidhdaw.bsky.social and I made something really special.

YouTube video by mira smokes Hit 'Em Dance Music Compilation 2024

We watched a compilation of music based on a tweet based on a dream and now I have the words to describe what goes on in my brain during an especially tense day: I’m feeling pretty HIT ‘EM today.

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Do you ever wake up at 2am and tweet something but you don’t check your spelling or whether anything you said makes sense because you should try it it’s great