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07.11.2025 01:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@textileemperor.bsky.social
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07.11.2025 01:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It went to get to the other side!
05.11.2025 00:52 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1I finally get itβ¦
I finally figured out why the chicken crossed the road!
π :) *holds HER*
27.10.2025 20:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0π *her hands are LARGE*
27.10.2025 20:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0π :)
27.10.2025 20:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0π Mhm~
27.10.2025 20:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0π ;)
27.10.2025 20:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yeah but, can smell the chili while she sleeps?
27.10.2025 05:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I mean itβs not like sheβs gonna notice thereβs chili.
27.10.2025 04:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0?
27.10.2025 04:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Yea!
11.10.2025 02:24 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0:)
11.10.2025 02:06 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0π Bye cutie~
30.09.2025 06:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0π *is flirting with her*
30.09.2025 06:16 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1π Not for long~
30.09.2025 06:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0π Youβre cute ngl.
30.09.2025 06:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0π Hey your that girl from the shop!
30.09.2025 06:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Good job. Although it wouldβve been cool to win, being second banana ainβt that bad.
25.09.2025 14:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Everything feels weirdβ¦
21.09.2025 21:11 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Watermelon.
*noms on the melon*
Thereβs a what about who?!
12.09.2025 17:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Me neither.
06.09.2025 05:40 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Oh yeah.
06.09.2025 05:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I dunno.
06.09.2025 05:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0:3
06.09.2025 05:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0:D
06.09.2025 04:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0