Reminder that every day eight billion people wake up in the morning and DON’T come to my house to suck my cock.
06.12.2025 00:55 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0@prefectbeanis.bsky.social
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Reminder that every day eight billion people wake up in the morning and DON’T come to my house to suck my cock.
06.12.2025 00:55 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hmm how’d you know I was talking to you I wonder…
05.12.2025 04:38 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hey dickhead. Hey shithead.
05.12.2025 04:35 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0I call it Spotify Crapped 😈
04.12.2025 22:26 — 👍 18 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0wonderful thank you
03.12.2025 07:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You the guy with the little dick?
03.12.2025 07:02 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0And if a frog had wings he wouldn’t bump his ass hopping
01.12.2025 21:41 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’ll be the one laughing when they come and kick the chicken and dumplings out of your fat cowboy ass you redneck prick
01.12.2025 21:38 — 👍 29 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Mm yummy
01.12.2025 09:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Turds should have cores.
01.12.2025 05:56 — 👍 43 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0You guys wouldn't know a new type of bean if it smacked you in the fuckeng face
01.12.2025 09:00 — 👍 35 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 2Me and my homie Little Poopster Jr. are gonna fuck you up, holmes
30.11.2025 22:49 — 👍 18 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0Hi, freak.
30.11.2025 21:45 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not if I ate it first, dude!
30.11.2025 02:53 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Dawg Shit 2: Return of the Shit
30.11.2025 02:52 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Come on down to Dougie’s Doodoo Bucket
29.11.2025 17:52 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Who’s farting and crapping tonight?
28.11.2025 00:34 — 👍 20 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 1dessert time ❤️❤️❤️
27.11.2025 22:24 — 👍 150 🔁 5 💬 7 📌 0Excusing myself from the table at thanksgiving and then loudly shitting in the bathroom 1 second after the door closes
27.11.2025 15:26 — 👍 21 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0dude you’ve been working that cud for ages. take the day to rest your kisser, and i’ll give your cud a chaw.
24.07.2023 15:52 — 👍 20 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Favorite song where there’s a weird little guy making noises in the background?
26.11.2025 21:42 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0That moment when 41 year old unc farts and his hat flies off of his head!
06.10.2025 16:07 — 👍 38 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0Rolling around on the floor with the homies grunting and farting after a HUGE spaghetti dinner
08.11.2025 04:23 — 👍 35 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0What the fuck? I can’t understand a word you’re saying! Take that SHIT out of your mouth!!!
24.11.2025 07:34 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’ll put a Mississippi mudhole in your fuckin butthole, motherfucker
23.11.2025 01:42 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Attention - Photos of your balls have been automatically shared with over one million people. Fuck You [Sounds Good.]
22.11.2025 04:29 — 👍 541 🔁 104 💬 4 📌 2Elon and Donald’s bellies inflating and deflating as they fart in each others asses
21.11.2025 07:46 — 👍 26 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Canadian bacon areolas
21.11.2025 07:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0