Fudd Finder

Can I speak to the big homie of the house, please?

Bro bro? You are SERIOUSLY being one goofy little “ahh”!

That’s what’s up

You think groceries are expensive? Try buying a Lamborghini. Groceries don’t sound quite so pricy now, do they?

being able to get a glass of whiskey at the barber shop has got to feel really good if you're stupid as fuck

Small Matilda Baby says moo moo, and Little Baby Barty quote posts here with speech bubble cow

I’ve been a fan of your stuff since I was in high school twenty or so years ago. I’m glad you’re feeling the juice again and I’m looking forward to reading whatever you end up putting out there

Farting under the blankets and calling it “sweet heat”

Das ist der Mond, Kumpel

rude label on this post means a human bluesky moderator had to read the thread about "Mike Poop" and decided my contribution did not meaningfully elevate the discourse. and for that. i am so, so, sorry .

I’m starting the first ever social media app where you’re allowed to do this but only if you’re cool

That’s all of em

Nice post, asshole. Why don’t you turn off the fuckin computer and go stroke your cock.

Sitting on a toilet thats constantly automatically flushing and feeling a cold sea wind blowing right onto my ass hole

No you’re pissed. Because you’re Mike Pee

Oh look… it’s Mike Poop himself. Where’s your buddy?

They’re inseparable. In my potty

Imagine a guy named Mike Poop. Let that one roll around in your brainium for a tic. Still with me? Good. Now imagine a guy named Mike Pee.

Bluesky would be better if it had ads mixed in with my friends posts, and posts by people I’m not following showing up as well, also all the posts should be out of order. Also there should be more stupid little dick fuckers on here saying shit that pisses me off.

*banging two sporks on the table* Fudd Fudd Fudd

Get a little Fudd?

I’m done with Bung. Now I’m on the lookout for some Fudd.

Hey needle dick. Go get me Mike’s Hard Lemonade.

Ummmm… yeah?

I don’t think he’s on here

O_o… fusion bung… I’ve also been told about cold bung tonight.

If they don’t want cold bung that’s fine. More for me

You still haven’t finished millers crossing, have you goofy ass?

You sure are smug for someone thats so fucking stupid. Someone ought to roll you into a muddy bog you dumbass

Elder millennial here. Where’s my garlic aioli you fuckin bitch?