Das ist der Mond, Kumpel
03.03.2026 02:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Das ist der Mond, Kumpel
03.03.2026 02:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0rude label on this post means a human bluesky moderator had to read the thread about "Mike Poop" and decided my contribution did not meaningfully elevate the discourse. and for that. i am so, so, sorry .
03.03.2026 01:48 — 👍 53 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0I’m starting the first ever social media app where you’re allowed to do this but only if you’re cool
03.03.2026 00:37 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That’s all of em
02.03.2026 19:58 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Nice post, asshole. Why don’t you turn off the fuckin computer and go stroke your cock.
02.03.2026 19:56 — 👍 17 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0Sitting on a toilet thats constantly automatically flushing and feeling a cold sea wind blowing right onto my ass hole
02.03.2026 16:11 — 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0No you’re pissed. Because you’re Mike Pee
02.03.2026 02:20 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh look… it’s Mike Poop himself. Where’s your buddy?
02.03.2026 02:17 — 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0They’re inseparable. In my potty
02.03.2026 01:13 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Imagine a guy named Mike Poop. Let that one roll around in your brainium for a tic. Still with me? Good. Now imagine a guy named Mike Pee.
02.03.2026 01:11 — 👍 64 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Bluesky would be better if it had ads mixed in with my friends posts, and posts by people I’m not following showing up as well, also all the posts should be out of order. Also there should be more stupid little dick fuckers on here saying shit that pisses me off.
01.03.2026 18:25 — 👍 239 🔁 32 💬 6 📌 1*banging two sporks on the table* Fudd Fudd Fudd
01.03.2026 18:21 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Get a little Fudd?
01.03.2026 18:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’m done with Bung. Now I’m on the lookout for some Fudd.
01.03.2026 18:14 — 👍 17 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0Hey needle dick. Go get me Mike’s Hard Lemonade.
01.03.2026 16:25 — 👍 13 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Ummmm… yeah?
01.03.2026 15:06 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I don’t think he’s on here
01.03.2026 15:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0O_o… fusion bung… I’ve also been told about cold bung tonight.
01.03.2026 07:53 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0If they don’t want cold bung that’s fine. More for me
01.03.2026 07:51 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0You still haven’t finished millers crossing, have you goofy ass?
01.03.2026 07:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0You sure are smug for someone thats so fucking stupid. Someone ought to roll you into a muddy bog you dumbass
01.03.2026 07:27 — 👍 19 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Elder millennial here. Where’s my garlic aioli you fuckin bitch?
28.02.2026 20:46 — 👍 174 🔁 17 💬 2 📌 0Post from the poopoo guy: Opening my office door a crack and telling my secretary “no calls” as a waft of fart stink billows out
26.02.2026 20:17 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Putting 1000 signs in my yard letting people know that I will annihilate them if they use my driveway to turn their car around
26.02.2026 19:49 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Link the merch page dude
25.02.2026 19:03 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Accidentally going to a website on my phone and having it instantly heat up to 8000 degrees in my hand
25.02.2026 14:59 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Why oh WHY can’t I find any Bung?
24.02.2026 21:23 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Please help me get some Bung. Please
24.02.2026 18:49 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Anyone on here got any tips about how to get more Bung
24.02.2026 18:41 — 👍 27 🔁 2 💬 8 📌 0Yup. Yes
24.02.2026 15:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0