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political junkie | Texafornian | purveyor of random information | reposts may or may not be semi-endorsements of content contained therein | all posts are off the record

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I thought the Post was focused on β€œpersonal liberties and free markets,” but I guess people ordering elaborate coffee was a bridge too far.

09.03.2026 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pervert Politics: Trumpism’s Body Obsessions How Republicans went from the party of prudes to the party of perversion.

"Trump was animated when describing the bloodied and mangled bodies of people. This obsession...is a hallmark of right-wing politics in America...America's descent into lawless, violent government is at least a little bit a story of psychosexual unmooring."

www.liberalcurrents.com/pervert-poli...

07.03.2026 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 485    πŸ” 139    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 10

Andreessen follows 29,000 accounts.

09.03.2026 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm not some anti-war peacenik, but this war in Iran is so dumb, pointless, and illegal that one might be tempted to think I am based on my posts.
We have no clear objectives. We have no strategies. We have the dumbest motherfuckers in the world treating this like a COD game. We are committing war

09.03.2026 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
09.03.2026 08:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Keys have pretty sharp edges. I don’t understand how these things happen, but I don’t have boobs so I have no way to really understand it.

09.03.2026 08:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This is why it’s a bad idea to start wars of choice in the Middle East with uncertain objectives. Did we apparently not learn that lesson a couple of decades ago?

09.03.2026 08:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I just keep tapping this sign over and over. bsky.app/profile/clay...

09.03.2026 08:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A 5 day chart of April crude oil futures showing that they’re up 45% with massive volatility

A 5 day chart of April crude oil futures showing that they’re up 45% with massive volatility

The volatility in oil prices overnight is just wild. It started at $100/bbl, went to nearly $120/bbl, dropped back to $100/bbl, and is now heading up again.

09.03.2026 08:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

And the WGA award for best writing in a tragedy show goes to Reality!

09.03.2026 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I actually have a good friend who moved to Iceland a couple of years ago because he thought it would be a better place to raise his kid than the US.

09.03.2026 05:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The problem is that Trump would lose face if he does a TACO when Iran is replacing Supreme Leader Khameini with…Supreme Leader Khameini.

09.03.2026 04:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Probably. Feb/March of 2022 was a big move but we started closer to $80 when that happened, so this move from ~$60 is really crazy.

09.03.2026 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

$114

09.03.2026 02:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

A friend of mine once lost her Palm Treo in her bra. Unfortunately, when she was drunk she got in the hot tub in her clothes, so the phone didn’t survive the incident. bsky.app/profile/clay...

09.03.2026 01:56 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œIf the person is a U. S. citizen or otherwise lawfully in the United States, that individual will be free to go after the brief encounter.” -Brett Kavanaugh bsky.app/profile/lynd...

09.03.2026 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

tl;dr of the screenshotted doofus:

β€œi have never stood pierside looking up at a United Staes Navy Aircraft Carrier”

You want awe? You want inspiration? Go look up at β€œ100,000 tons of diplomacy”.

You know why we stopped building battleships? Because missile-armed jets have longer range than guns.

09.03.2026 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Frank Luntz has a fake Oval Office in his house, so we could send Donald there. bsky.app/profile/clay...

09.03.2026 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Iran-Contra, when Reagan sold weapons to the country we’ve supposedly been at war with since forever.

09.03.2026 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/clay...

09.03.2026 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This was the same thing these people said last year about the tariffs.

09.03.2026 01:32 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm a girl. All my childhood I was told the stuff I liked was either stupid (the cartoons and stuff I liked) or gross (caring about bugs) or somehow wrong otherwise. So shut the hell up about "wah wah wah my boys need to see warfighteriness"

09.03.2026 01:14 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Merchant marine weirdo

09.03.2026 01:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Yahoo Finance 1 month chart

Crude Oil Apr 26 (CL=F)
108.25 +17.35 (+19.09%)

Yahoo Finance 1 month chart Crude Oil Apr 26 (CL=F) 108.25 +17.35 (+19.09%)

I thought about going back and replying to him with the update and saying β€œstill looks parabolic to me.” πŸ˜‚

09.03.2026 00:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If Dem governors were good at theater they would send police out to guard gas stations because of all of the reported theft and fighting around gas pumps. Media is suppressing these reports that I'm now reporting.

08.03.2026 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 82    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 3

bsky.app/profile/clay...

09.03.2026 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes

07.01.2026 07:19 β€” πŸ‘ 5620    πŸ” 1557    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 33
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a man wearing a red beanie and a denim jacket is smiling Alt: a man wearing a red beanie and a denim jacket is laughing so hard he falls to the ground
09.03.2026 00:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And now it’s trading at $106.

08.03.2026 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You called it.

08.03.2026 23:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0