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@isimplycannot.bsky.social

I’m a #tiktokrefugee ? I make dances and videos with dramatic lighting. Idk wtf I’ll be doing here tbh πŸ₯³πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

119 Followers  |  27 Following  |  93 Posts  |  Joined: 07.12.2024  |  1.8152

Latest posts by isimplycannot.bsky.social on Bluesky

Exactly!

30.03.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think I would like being a deer. At least for one day would be nice.

29.03.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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A lot of work went into this by @isimplycannot.bsky.social and I would be so grateful if y'all showed her some love πŸ₯Ή

13.03.2025 02:02 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Omg it’s me!

13.03.2025 20:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My besties 3 yo stole my phone tonight, opened blue sky, @β€˜d Mark Cuban, and then found this post and was so excited. She showed it to everyone. Just passing along the engagement.

09.03.2025 05:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

^ a message from my 3 yo best friend

09.03.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@mcuban.bsky.social mmm se sbzhtdhthy

09.03.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Tysmmmm 😭

22.02.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone said the song β€œAbracadabra” (Lady Gaga) is a spell, after two days of doing the dance, I can confirm something within me has been altered.

22.02.2025 00:43 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€œParty 4 u” by Charlie XCX. Projector art inspired by Yayoi Kusama.

19.02.2025 23:18 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Angelina Jolie is so pretty it’s actually kind of overwhelming. Currently watching β€œlife or something like it” and it feels like I’m looking directly into a solar eclipse.

16.02.2025 01:55 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm a liter-liter-liter-liter-liter-liter-liter-liter-liter-liter-liter-liter-literal menace…to my own well being

12.02.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Idk how to do a sexy dance and lipsync from here, if I am obsolete what will become of my projector?!

11.02.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

i’m not a girl btw i’m an entity

10.02.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 191    πŸ” 70    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

Thought maybe it was too geographically specific? I guess Bill Murray Groundhog Day content is too niche.

It has deeply angered the algo, she is not pleased with my flop era.

Side note: u r great! Thank you friendπŸ’–

11.02.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ooops my trauma is showingggg πŸ˜…

11.02.2025 02:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love to be wrong!

11.02.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it just me? or does everyone I know secretly hate me?

04.02.2025 18:21 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m doing the cutest most silly goofy concept this week and TikTok is, yet again, ruining it and flopping me.

Can someone tell me the secrets? and it’s not β€œquality content”…

03.02.2025 23:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😭😭😭😭 omg im so undeserving of such an honor. Thank you for sharing this with me!

01.02.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The next four years and beyond I’m focusing so hard-core on the medicine of my pleasure.

30.01.2025 04:11 β€” πŸ‘ 51    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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30.01.2025 20:18 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Why does it feel so shameful to opt out, must we always be agreeing? Seems pretty suspicious now that I’m thinking on it.

25.01.2025 23:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

…and then they didn’t! (I’m proud of us)

25.01.2025 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My handle really is my truth

25.01.2025 23:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What if….and stay with me here…we simply did not?

This has no meaning, I just wanted to participate in something.

25.01.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

you nicknamed my daughter after the loch ness monster??

24.01.2025 21:08 β€” πŸ‘ 54    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

*whispers into the void* "your art will be declared degenerate, so you might as well lean into it."

23.01.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 5815    πŸ” 1052    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 50

Wait but this is so relatable. It’s either maximum effort full manic working until 1 am or it never gets done.

23.01.2025 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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