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1 of 1 Clocked their game so they pulled the plug on me mid credits. Cancelled. Re-loading. Ready Player 2 ๐Ÿ•น๏ธ๐ŸŽฎ

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Latest posts by noelclarke.bsky.social on Bluesky

Sleep is underrated.

22.09.2025 01:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love a hug.

17.09.2025 14:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you are able (Not stopped in any way) to raise your children, and you donโ€™t. Youโ€™re not a cool human.

15.09.2025 13:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ

15.09.2025 13:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Things I donโ€™t like today.

1: Putting on clothes after having gone swimming when you need to leave and youโ€™re not wet but not quite dry yet.

2: The fact winter is coming. People who like winter are weird.

14.09.2025 11:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This was a treat

06.09.2025 06:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty"

โ€” Unknown

04.09.2025 09:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Work when you don't need to. And if you love it. It's never work. It will bring you good things.
ๆ‹›่ฒก้€ฒๅฏถ"๏ผˆzhao cai jin bao๏ผ‰."Attract
wealth and treasure"

02.09.2025 08:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Sign the Petition Seek justice for Stephanieโ€™s tragic collision

Please sign for our familyโ€™s friends daughter.

Not money needed. Just sign please.

Thank you

chng.it/YVcY4DHhGY

05.08.2025 14:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ate the most banging Sushi the other day. 2nd only to Endo at the rotunda But itโ€™s another one of his places so knew it would be good. - Sumi -

03.08.2025 12:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Interesting day

31.07.2025 15:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Summer Hols - Movie line up so far with kids
Superman - I was disappointed
Fantastic 4 - Expected nothing. Enjoyed it
Happy Gilmore - Made resistant kids watch (they loved)
Happy Gilmore 2 - We all found funny (Silly)

29.07.2025 17:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Also. As you know Iโ€™m the biggest WWE fan sent my condolences on insta. Not always considered on the right side of things by some and said things I donโ€™t agree with. but a legend in the game. RIP Hulk Hogan.

This was the last time I saw him live.

25.07.2025 16:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why is my 9 year old (and his mates) listening to Kpop?

What is happening?

22.07.2025 09:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Playing this with the kids. Thought this answer was a no brainer. Apparently not.

Fools, they must be.

15.07.2025 19:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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How โ€˜voice of her generationโ€™ Lena Dunham became the most hated woman on the internet โ€” The Telegraph Accusations of sexual abuse, โ€˜hipster racismโ€™ and privilege have seen the Girls creator cancelled on both sides of the political spectrum

This is a read and a half man.

Read if you get the chance.

apple.news/ATYDW5wq0Qra...

14.07.2025 07:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Baked this Banana bread after finishing a banging script.

Howโ€™s it looking?

26.06.2025 11:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

discipline
[di-suh-pluhn] noun:

The practice of doing what you don't want to do when you don't want to do it.
pushing yourself further when no one else is going to do it for you, towards making your dreams into a reality.

22.06.2025 09:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

We may encounter many defeats, but we must not be defeated.

- Maya Angelou

21.06.2025 09:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I can be changed by what happens to me, but I refuse to be reduced by it.

- Maya Angelou

20.06.2025 08:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good people to do nothing.

18.06.2025 13:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy Fathers Day.

15.06.2025 16:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If our lives were lights on the journey of the world weโ€™d all be but a mere flicker of light.

So be who you are, look for other lights, and if you're lucky enough to find one you love, enjoy it together and burn bright.

Burn Bright.

14.06.2025 18:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If they could retroactively give Oscarโ€™s

- Tom Cruise: Magnolia

12.06.2025 08:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

YEET

10.06.2025 15:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If any of your friends or family were soundly beaten by me over the weekend on Switch2s Mario Kart World - Knock out tour Online. Send my condolences.

#Switch2 #NintendoSwitch2 #MarioKartWorld #KnockoutTour

09.06.2025 15:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think weโ€™re finally out of Nappies. Final kid through the Nappy system and out the other side. ๐Ÿฅณ

01.06.2025 11:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Remember when Burger and Lobster only had a Burger and Lobster on the menu?

31.05.2025 21:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I have no favourite child. Just 4 extra heartbeats. Drop a โค๏ธ if you love your kids. If you donโ€™t. Iโ€™m interested in hearing why.

22.05.2025 18:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œYour boos mean nothing to me, I've seen what you people cheer for!โ€

~ Rick Sanchez, Rick and Morty

22.05.2025 08:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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