Cashew

I genuinely thought this was a parody. Whoever is making these ads wants Cuomo to lose.

I filled out part of it and it said I'm not their target group

This takes me back to 2008

MIKU MIKU BEEEEEAAAAAM

It's not cheap being a grammar nazi these days 😮‍💨

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Here's a big scoop of friendslop for our dedicated fans. Enjoy!

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Sad they'll probably consider it a failed experiment and never touch the idea again

It's so disappointing. I think it's a good idea, but there's no room for social deduction when the rounds last 10 seconds.

My custom sleeves from Dragon Shield just arrived!

(Using them for my Edge of Eternities Commander deck)

Here's what the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has to say about Magic: The Gathering.....

"Sometime in the late twentieth century, the ape descendants inhabiting Earth decided to absolve themselves of their worries over the movement of green paper and instead focus on small shiny cardboard."

I'm relapsing

I don't know why I'm still watching America's Got Talent, but that final was pretty good. Here's my votes (I may have been too harsh):

I'd like to think nobody actually wants this, but then I remember how popular Character.AI is

How do you reheat your Chinese food, mine always tastes like crap :(

I lied, I'm actually cooking sharks and passive cooking chickens

After I'm done killing these chickens, I'm making mithril arrows. Tens of thousands of them.

I'm loving Silksong so far. Just beat the Mantis Lords!

America's Got Talent is ragebaiting me by letting Mastermind get to the semi-finals, what the fuck

Yes please 🥹

Dang how'd you even find that

wait we love this 😂

And then, in the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, another ring was made. And into this ring Sauron poured his tolerance, his wealth tax, and above all his desire for Universal Healthcare...

Is this because I deleted the app last night?

People around me have been buying up homes just to tear them down and build mcmansions

I'm so glad South Park is finally back, I really needed it

Can't believe voters expect their representatives to represent them. What a bunch of spoiled brats.

@grok is this intelligence true?

How many Sol Rings does one man need?

Alright, now I'm excited