Asymmetric Games

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Higgledy piggledy
Timothée Chalamet
Has a name meriting
Endless design

Much like his forerunner
Benedict Cumberbatch:
Hexasyllabically,
Easy to rhyme

Entry 08

Pearls Before Swine (idiom): you have to eat your pearls or you won't get any swine

why do they call them children, they have like zero chill

The games are back to full price in case you were waiting to make a purchase so that you could give us more money so we can keep making more Loathing!

Taylor Swift announces next album title: The Queen in Yellow. She told Variety: "A few years back I came across this amazing play and I was so inspired. It's been living in my head for years. I even dream of it, of the city in the play."

ok he's long but he doesn't look THAT long

👑 the Below the Crown Demo is now on Steam ♟️

Our nerdy love letter to Roguelikes, Chess, and Dungeon Crawlers is here:
🔸Take the Wizard King below in our procedural dungeons
🔸Spells, Upgrades, Bosses ...and Psychological Testing!
🔸Daily & Player Challenges
store.steampowered.com/app/4023520/...

Yeah, we sorta mixed Mind and Magic together into one stat.

These games have some of the funniest writing I've ever seen in games, and some incredibly weird and goofy wordbuilding.

Highly recommend them both, but if you only buy one then WoL is probably the best place to start.

Rules for Game Dev 1. The gamer is always gamer 2. Games aren't finished, only completed 3. Always keep at least one infinite loop in your game to trap malevolent spirits 4. Don't code the small stuff (it's all stuff) 5. Respect the seven axes of player motivation 6. A bad game is bad forever, but a broken game is right twice a day 7. It's not about who you know, it's about knowing who 8. Disregard the eighth axis of player motivation 9. You couldn't make Super Mario today. Try again tomorrow. 10. The game developer with the most victory points at the end is the winner 11. Do not acknowledge the howling skull

found this in my notes, good advice for aspiring devs

It's Oyster Day in the Kingdom of Loathing.

My phone vibrates when I buy European DVDs from my friend the pope

That’s right I can I palpably paypal my papal PAL pal

This might be a long shot, but does anyone know of some video games that can be played ENTIRELY through voice commands (without any pesky modding required)?

A game-loving family member became disabled last year and I know they've been missing video games.

(Reposts appreciated for greater reach)

west of loathing starting out with someone very ominously reminding you that the cows came home is great

Thank you for nearly single-handedly supporting us!

Folks, you could learn all about The Joy of Spittoons. Treat yourself.

37 percent off? In a row?

KoL: October's Item-of-the-Month is now (belatedly) available in Mr. Store. And it's kinda spooooky. Well, a little spooky.

A gimmicky mock postcard of my Shadows Over Loathing OC. The text at the front reads "Greetings from ... Ocean City"; the Shadowspeak beneath it reads "Wish you were here!" The background consists of a SOL-stylized alleyway between two brick buildingw, one of which has its windows boarded up. In front is the OC: fedora shading the top half of his face so only his mouth and nose are seen; he is smoking a cigarette and grinning.

A clearer image of just the lineart of the OC. His fedora is shading the top half of his face so only his mouth and nose are seen; he is smoking a cigarette and grinning.

wish you were here! ✉️ (shadowspeak font by mjbear) #oc

Uncle Buick

#TurnJohnCandyIntoACarByInsertingOneLetter

W E L C O M E
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🗡️🦉🔪
🔥✒️💀🗝⚖️
🤞🦇🩻🐈‍⬛👍
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O C T O B E R

Yeah, that was our thinking as well!

West of Loathing and Shadows Over Loathing are on sale, only funny discounts allowed this time!

(Regretting not setting WoL's price so that 69% off would equal $4.20.)

store.steampowered.com/developer/Asym

www.nintendo.com/us/search/#c...

The bees have discovered Brutalism

i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy

a lot of very good jokes in this, and also a really interesting + baffling + ridiculous skill system

It's St. Sneaky Pete's Day in the Kingdom of Loathing.

Does anyone have any good home remedies for treating the aching void inside the dark hearts of men