V much!
02.03.2026 02:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0V much!
02.03.2026 02:58 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I might go for a walk
16.02.2026 22:12 — 👍 27 🔁 1 💬 4 📌 0It’s a CBB FM sclusie!
15.02.2026 04:00 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Trump Creates New Cabinet Position To Take Milk Money From Nerds
28.01.2026 15:29 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Very truly sorry that so many things suck
26.01.2026 15:29 — 👍 37 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I dunno. Maybe having a mean egomaniac bully in charge of everything wasn’t a great idea.
24.01.2026 14:18 — 👍 43 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0Could everyone stop saying that I will be representing the USA in Solo Basketball Dunking? That literally makes no sense!
24.01.2026 02:31 — 👍 34 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0GUYS it is NOT true that I turned down a nomination for Best Actor. Please stop saying that.
22.01.2026 15:11 — 👍 48 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 0Just did 10000 push ups.
16.01.2026 14:53 — 👍 33 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I bet I could dunk.
12.01.2026 08:02 — 👍 33 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 1I vow to watch every single movie ever made this year.
08.01.2026 14:39 — 👍 40 🔁 0 💬 6 📌 0Everything always works.
08.01.2026 03:47 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Die Hard came out 83 years ago.
07.01.2026 15:56 — 👍 27 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0Thank you!
28.12.2025 15:02 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It is funny how long video game credits are. I like to watch them because it feels honorable to do so but they are just so hilariously long. 20 minutes? 30? I could put a movie on another screen and be done.
14.12.2025 08:36 — 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Really!! I gotta learn the names of new grocery stores.
09.12.2025 16:00 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“Science fiction? More like REAL LIFE.” - me, blowing minds
02.12.2025 15:29 — 👍 34 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0Caught up on podcasts! (Deleted everything)
10.11.2025 19:01 — 👍 49 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0I want a coffee that has a fist to punch my heart , punch it hard.
07.11.2025 22:26 — 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I will stand up for hot children of famous people.
03.11.2025 07:15 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
All shows are either
Best Friends Hugging
Or
Broken Jerks Hating
Why must I have “have goals” or “manifest success” or “go outside” or “get up” or
24.10.2025 06:36 — 👍 59 🔁 1 💬 5 📌 0You don’t see a lot of people riding horses these days.
23.10.2025 13:45 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0Hercule Poirot stars in The Mystery Of The Detective Who Wanted A Nap
16.10.2025 16:38 — 👍 12 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Alex Cross in the new mystery Fuck This I’m Going to Arby’s.
16.10.2025 16:37 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sherlock Holmes and the Case of He’s Tired And Doesn’t Want to Deal With Someone Else’s Bullshit
16.10.2025 16:36 — 👍 23 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0“You’re all obsessed with Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs. What about Maslow’s really wanting of a sandwich right now?” -Maslow
14.10.2025 13:31 — 👍 30 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0I’m so tired I am going to sleep right after I post this bullshit there done
12.10.2025 07:49 — 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I swear to god today I will do everything different
10.10.2025 15:23 — 👍 25 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0I mistrust AI, don’t like social media algorithms but I love self driving cars, so in terms of disliking tech I’m somewhere between Black Mirror and Alien Earth. This makes sense to me.
10.10.2025 04:25 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0