A Futch Fox

A new project in the works

Hey universe? You there? It's me, Emmie. Please just let me get through a year without throwing my back out? Jfc

A black and white headshot of Catherine O’Hara.

An icon.
A legend.
May she rest easy.

I've given up a lot in my life in the pursuit of making my body work better. Alcohol, dairy, red meat... But the thing I am the closest to breaking on is coffee. I'd walk a mile over a bed of nails if it guaranteed I could drink coffee again

This movie is an anticapitalist text (if you think about it a lot)

Gotta give credit where credit is due. A head, shoulders, knees, and toes needle drop is kinda fantastic

Making the prediction now. They are either
A. Not going to explain Nic Cages whole deal or
B. Give him a back story where he watched his friends die at Willy's and he was traumatized and that's why I doesnt talk and he trained to get revenge (I feel like this one is more likely)

I kinda just wish this movie was just Nic Cage killing robots. I didn't need the generic back story and the stupid teens 😂

Oh, a Satanic ritual? I'm shocked

I like to believe what he's drinking through this movie is purple flurp from Jimmy Neutron

I take this back. Unbothered isn't the right word. He is extremely annoyed in the "ugh, I just wanna clean. Why you making me deal with this fucking gorilla?"

I feel like sandpaper is not a good replacement for an emory board, but what do I know?

I've never seen anyone look so unbothered by really concerning shit. Is Nic OK?

Wait, hold the fucking phone. Is this a horror movie or an action comedy?

You know it's the sign of a good horror movie when they attempt a jump scare with a man opening a jammed door /s

Watching Willy's Wonderland. 10 minutes in and Nic Cage hasn't said a single word and his arguably had the most screen time

If I had a dollar for every time I felt like my body was falling apart I would have enough money to have a new skeleton built for myself

New life goal

No Google, I don't want to use Gemini. Let me be a luddite in peace, dammit!

You know what's really great about The Magicians? When the story wrapped after season 5 the show ended... It didn't milk the characters for another 10 seasons and ruin itself

NEW VIDEO FOOTAGE: This appears to come from murderer Jonathan Ross’ body cam or cell phone. You can clearly see Renee Good turn her steering wheel to avoid him, and after he shoots her in the face, you hear him say “Fucking bitch.” www.instagram.com/reel/DTTNCQr...

Does this count?

My writing process is just yes and-ing myself until I come up with the most unhinged bullshit you'll ever read

My toxic independency stems from being hypermobile and therefore being able to scratch every inch of my back. I never understood "you scratch my back, I scratch yours"
(because this is the internet I must clarify that this is a joke)

😢 It's true though

"please welcome the voices of huntrix" no they're just huntrix now. they're huntrix and they fight demons

One of the ways I can tell I'm healing is that I don't listen to folk punk as much as I used to

I'm calling upon Tubi and/or PlutoTV to make a deal with DreamWorks for She-Ra and the other things leaving Netflix that were Netflix originals.

Also, release it onto physical media please?

One of the greatest lines ever spoken in cinema

Y'all, they're transing Siberian orchestras now. Can you believe it?