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Erica Stanford Prison Experiment

They sell a 3 inch?

White people have never been oppressed for being white because whiteness was quite literally invented to oppress non-whites.

Is it cola for moles? Or cola made by moles?

I am learning how to sew my own clothes, I can knit (clothes for humans, baby humans and doggos), I can chop veges and will bring A grade bants wherever you put me.

Except in New Zealand where blue are the bad guys.

Two day hangovers might be the worst part of being over 40.

That's disappointing.

I am a big fan of KFC. My grandparents lived in Masterton and for special treats we would have it for dinner when we stayed with them so I have happy memories of Kfry.

First ghost buses then ghost trains?!

No one's going to pay for him. Let's just leave him on the side of the road somewhere.

@nug.monster that is the perfect level of snark I needed to see today.

My snack detection officer reminded me yesterday that if I have a treat then she needed one too. Instead of cuddling me after, like any polite pud would, she buggered off back to the beanbag.

Season 1 of The Wire is great.
When they realise why Lester and Pres are not just seat fillers, gold!

Sorry I picked the wrong day to send you that email.
Busy is good, as long as it comes in short sustainable bursts.

Andrew pictured trying to hide in the back of a car as he leaves police interview after arrest King Charles said his younger brother’s arrest was of “the deepest concern” and has vowed his “full and wholehearted support” to the police investigation.

Nice to wake up to good news for a change.
Can you imagine the absolute bollocking Philip would give him if he was still around?

www.stuff.co.nz/world-news/3...

Just between you, me and the rest of the internet, I am wondering how far I can go at work until they fire me because I am very low on fucks with my current job.

The number of times I have wanted to say "I am not here to fuck spiders" is very high.
I have once said "I am not here to copulate with arachnids." Took them a minute but it was worth it.

Just shouting at clouds and knitting I guess?

Can't. I'm not sick but I'm not well.

CCR?

I can't even wear jeans when I go to work because I get too warm walking about, forget exercising in jeans like a maniac!

That's ok.
Remember Bubba Sparxxxx @foxylustygrover.bsky.social ?
He was also terrible.

I remember Bawitadaba and Cowboy from back in the day.

O yeah shit that's a rubbish song.

The problem with living in the year 2026 is asking oneself "I thought they were dead?" whenever a celebrity dies.
Everything else is totally fine, no notes.

Did he kick anyone into a hole with his shirt off?

It's just so round and shiny.

I can't think of a good way to reply to this.
Sad that I want KFC because I saw him.