mister chef, from halo 2

will be doing The Big Move at some point this year and it's looking like I won't be working until all my paperwork goes through, excited to start my unemployment arc

major nelson is on the judging panel

got cake wars on in the background, it's a halo themed episode and the contestants are talking about how much they and their families love the various aspects of halo. my son loves the flood

you can ask chat gpt to make a scary guy on the screen and it's very important to remember that scary guy is real and he will get you

babe what's wrong you've barely touched your Uncharted

God, I love being a New Yorker

for reference I'm watching the state of play muted on another tab while I watch game centre cx, he's playing mario kart 64, a lot to learn here

(a quote from the past enjoyer who hates new things who only plays remasters!!!)

okay yeah I'll play mgs4 again why not

Last time I saw an old white man get this mad at a bad bunny it was Elmer Fudd! He was the man, I mean. Not the bunny. That was bugs. Sorry. the rabbit was bugs. His name was bugs. He’d be like bad bunny in this situation.

(guy who has never seen football) so who are they getting to throw out the first touchdown

Most normal xiv player

royal rumble is coming up which means I have to do my once a year wrestling watch. tiffany stratton was at a mets game last year and hit a giraffe mascot with a steel chair, it was really fucked up

This would hurt me but in a good way

oh! like the mackle more

they're a bucking bronco of tackles this season

finally started playing Nightreign properly recently and i'm liking it a lot, I wish I was playing Nightreign rn

this is just golf to a guy like me

who did it better???

i saw the cash cab irl and it sped up to try and hit me

he's real I knew it

Only for misery to follow indefinitely 😔

Nothing amazing about these mets

In Bath today, taking a sec to appreciate the many sights of this beautiful city

He's cute. He's tall. He's got gorgeous eyes. HESBURGER. And a stunning smile. I didn't say a name, but he popped into your head, didn't he?

there are costco guys everywhere for those with the eyes to see

haven't posted about it I don't think but I'm applying for a US visa, absolutely losing it at the low res black and white US flag and emblem they send on the letters

Frame #3400 from S06 -E08 - Battle Sardines-629292

more like the lame awards. lmao