there’s lots of good food
25.11.2025 23:03 — 👍 1034 🔁 115 💬 51 📌 10there’s lots of good food
25.11.2025 23:03 — 👍 1034 🔁 115 💬 51 📌 10I just said "good morning" to the mailman at 1:30 pm. So I'm in the market for a new house
22.11.2025 19:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Brandon Woodruff says it was an "easy decision" to accept the Brewers' qualifying offer.
19.11.2025 23:33 — 👍 30 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 2
Sam Reich speaks while Zac Oyama peeks out from behind him in the background. Sam is labeled with meme text that reads "my girlfriend telling the waiter they got my order wrong". And a nervous Zac is labeled 'me'.
15.05.2025 15:56 — 👍 2216 🔁 201 💬 11 📌 6
without question
23.04.2025 19:04 — 👍 2815 🔁 330 💬 30 📌 10
Screenshots of the trailer from Instagram, YouTube, and TikTok, where the top comment on each references Pete Holmes' roast of Sam "you look like the mayor in a town where everyone sings".
every SINGLE platform
25.03.2025 19:18 — 👍 2384 🔁 173 💬 106 📌 4
conversation between me and my wife just now
her: i'm going to pour a glass of wine, you want some
me: sure, sounds good
Mike Pence just reposted an old article he wrote about the limitations on the powers of a president. For some reason. Here is a part of it.
15.02.2025 22:50 — 👍 47030 🔁 13857 💬 1952 📌 906you should try to learn to cook, especially if you have mental health episodes. then your depression meals can be some day old rice and kimchi thrown into a pan with a fried egg on it (10 minutes to make, tops). it really does help with feeling less like a goblin to have real food.
14.01.2025 21:45 — 👍 701 🔁 42 💬 41 📌 6I'm leraning that a lot of homeowner adulting is just taking things on the floor and moving them somewhere else.
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Coffee isn’t enough for this day.
But cocaine is a bit too much.
So we have a problem.
