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Latest posts by ukemelee.bsky.social on Bluesky

The average face of a Cinnabon worker tells a more harrowing tale then literature can offer

05.11.2025 01:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Going to the mall on your off day is miserable and feels like your wasting time. Going to the mall 2hrs before your shift starts feels productive and exciting

05.11.2025 00:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One time i was helping a customer carside and he told me he would come back and give me his ukulele because he knew i was interested in it. He never returned, why do men lie

04.11.2025 03:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wow!!! That was an amazing world series game 7 my head is spinning and my ears are so red, baseball is so cool

02.11.2025 04:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Some pretty sights and skies i saw

23.10.2025 02:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Woooooo!!

19.09.2025 22:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I feel like Im in a yakuza side quest

02.09.2025 01:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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random clip of the day

27.08.2025 08:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The sky looked so pretty this night

25.08.2025 18:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

His influence rubs off on us all

27.07.2025 00:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just became sentient and realized I can download fanart of my fav gay ships and make them my phone background

26.07.2025 04:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Sometimes, the break room rotation is not it, and you take your lunch to your car.

16.05.2025 00:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Never fully recovered from the guy at the bus stop, talking to me, thinking I was a prostitute

09.05.2025 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Someone give me a gajillion dollars so I can quit my job and attend locals

07.05.2025 01:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Was not him ๐Ÿ˜ญ

03.05.2025 02:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Was driving back home from work, and I thought I saw my brother, so I rolled down my window and shouted at them.

03.05.2025 02:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I don't want s2j to get old :(

27.04.2025 23:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can't stop watching clips of people playing the giant spider horror game, shit is too funny

09.04.2025 04:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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had a blast at bobc!!!!, was also playing really good too.

01.04.2025 19:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The ttl chant at the end is killing me

19.02.2025 08:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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