louie ⚧

sea slug

Damn me, but all things are queer

www. stands for wodnerful wonderful wife. Dot Com

sex is when you burp real loud in front of your wife and she says hell yeah

full of beer and grilled meats and i understand it all now. I understand it all.

partner's mum forgot the name of charlie kirk and called him "the shot-in-the-neck guy"

problematic yuri between a hawk furry and a chihuahua furry

pornp and jerkumstance. Lol

the cast of Star Trek Voyager in street clothes awkwardly posing with late-90s computer hardware and consumer electronics

this is what it feels like to post on bluesky

Windows 15 will reportedly have olimar's bare fat ass in 4k.

wow i just found this old ad online, RD was a lot edgier than i remember

A comic of Homestar Runner & Strong Bad from Homestarrunner.com. In the first panel, homestar is slouched over with his feet together. Strong bad is looking to the side, thoughtfully. his speech bubble says "Yknow how I am at 'da club... Pickin' up chicks..." In the second panel homestar smiles and leans backwards, stating "Aw, yeah! 'M sure you get all the dudes, too." Strong bad leans towards him, annoyed expression on his face. He responds, "That's not- I DON'T GET DUDES!"

do you guys like homestar runner. i got a massive backup of homestar runner fanart. and strong bad is there also. i can show you. come with me.

Live debut of this was a real "OH SHIT THEY'RE DOING IT!" moment

tidal.com/track/443378...

if weird al was a hipster it would've been called My Granola

Adjust the DS Clock Until Bowser Dies of Old Age

serpaz doodle :D #vasterror

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just lady-and-the-tramp'd a cinnamon sugar pretzel with my wife in a mall food court. Never kill yourself.

Oh you like Gizz? I started listening to them before they even had a lizard wizard

a white plastic chair sitting in a booth at an antique mall. on the top handle, someone has written "please enjoy a sit down while looking."

this world is still always beautiful

I don't see enough people asking what good taxing billionaires is going to do when our tax money goes to violence instead of services

he was so fucked up for this

dog with snow on its fur with the caption: "I wonder what could go with my coffee.." a lightly powdered pastry:

A graphic with two vertical halves. The left half, with green background and check marks, says: "A safer internet IS MADE BY Encryption, Privacy, and Open Source"; the right half, with red background and crosses, says "A safer internet is NOT MADE BY Age verification, Scanning communication, or Tracking & data collection." #saferinternetday

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so the King Gizzard guys all sleep in the same bed like the Three Stooges or the Powerpuff Girls, right

two men: the blowjob brothers
three men: tonight on top gear
four men: weezer

no greater honour in life than making enough pleasantries with your partner's family to earn a fist bump from their dad

theonion.com/this-war-wil...

a blue sky with white, thin clouds. sunlight radiates out from the top right corner.

Louie Sunosi Throwdown found dead on park bench during a beautiful spring day under glorious clear blue skies. His last words, before being shot straight through the skull, were "why the sky lowkey giving Getting Killed by Geese right nowwww"