Jeanette Rose

Happy holidays from Avalon ❄️

Connor made them dress up.

If I had to make you preorder our dark academia series with a single hook, it would be:

“The main character serves cunt.” 🫰🏼🫰🏼

✨We listen and don’t judge ✨

When he’s in her empty office and sees her spare cardigan on the back of her chair. And he’s so obsessed with her scent he 💦 on it. Then he panicks and tries to wash it with soap and water. DISH soap.

It’s cashmere.

✨ We listen and we dont judge.✨

*me when someone says they hope Hades & Persephone curse me for writing smut about them (actual event)*

Take your meds.

Drink water.

Read Smut.

Fight the patriarchy.

Nothing is funnier to me that despite the heavy altering we did to the Greek Gods family tree, the one people always get upset about is that…

We made Hades the middle brother. 🧍🏼‍♂️

He gives middle brother energy. Always in the middle of Z and Poseidon. I can’t explain it.

I dog ear pages. And I’m not ashamed of it.

My favorite microtrope is when he kills her past abusers in a truly unhinged way and never tells her.

I can’t. So we live in the same neighborhood as a famous criminal defense attorney - think menedez, Petersen, Jackson, etc.- and I just saw him walking his dogs with a sweatshirt that said REASONABLE DOUBT across it in the Law & Order font. 💀

If you think I’m not going to make you fall in love with an unknown character who only appears as a wind avatar for most of Avalon, you’re wrong.

Listen, I will eat up “he is so obsessed with her that he hates her” trope all the time. 24/8.

But i will go to my grave with the belief that it does not qualify as the sole basis of enemies to lovers.

Alright, how we feeling about this app 🧐

Fated mates 🤝 Enemies to Lovers

I really want to be on this app more but the interface gives too much like Twitter and i left that dark place years ago 😭

Hades baby batter 🤝🏼 The pomegranate seed

Let me tell you about my dark academia romantasy…

*me promoting my book to romantasy readers*

😘😘🫰🏼🫰🏼

Bell.art is amazing!

What’s crazy is this has actually happened to me before 😭

I hope everyone has a good “had to scroll through several pages of a personal life story and where they were on 9/11 to get to this recipe” day tomorrow.

They’re just 🫰🏼 unhinged

Do people really not know that Wicked Part 2 is The Wizard of Oz from Elphaba’s POV? 🧍🏼‍♂️

I give you 🪄 ART🪄

🪄Blood & Betrayals

Also if you really loved Jinx in Arcane, go read the nightmare and the daydream.

I’m here to make Zuck nervous about this app.

And if you love Lore Olympus but wish it was unhinged and spicy, go read the maiden and the unseen.

In hindsight, it’s nothing like lore Olympus.

Listen if you liked Zodiac Academy but with like more Crescent City vibes but put them in university, or you really liked the magicians but wanted a happy ending for SOMEONE.

Preorder Blood & Betrayals. I don’t make the rules.

🫰🏼🫰🏼 that’s what I’m here for