Eliška

I cry a lot for a 30 year old.

You'll be like "I have debilitating problems with paranoia" and they'll say "Nah nah thats crazy talk ur delusional we love and respect u... Um anyway, here's my plan to secretly cut off this other mentally unwell person I dont want to be around".. yeah thanks that really puts things in perspective.

Gary Larson dropping Cow Tools in 1982

Cis people only know how to draw trans people as either "indistinguishable from transphobic propaganda" or "essentially hentai art". They can't actually depict us as we are.

I really want to know who made this insane modification. It's cursed. It barely functions. It has so much immediately wrong with it mechanically. I dont understand the reasoning for any of it.

When the robot at the bar tells you they are not a scrapyard bot and are "angel grade" and then you start to disassemble her and see this.

A bunny holds one paw up to a little black void. Text reads: "mmmm i love my black void. might just head in ;-)"

My void.

How would you like to become a curiously realistic halloween decoration for me? I just need to borrow your bones for a bit.

Presence.

Hardcore kinky group sex sounds ok but have you tried being a good person. Hits different. Goes kind of crazy.

It feels great to be nice to people and for people to be nice back with no expectations. Just being kind for the love of the fucking game.

everyone is twelve theory still undefeated

Peter Molyneux is a liar. He’s not “passionate” or “too ambitious” or anything else that softens his behavior.

He is a career liar with a recorded pattern of using dishonest statements to sell products. There’s nothing innocent about it, it’s a routine he’s performed for decades.

“America is the wealthiest nation on Earth, but its people are mainly poor, and poor Americans are urged to hate themselves. To quote the American humorist Kin Hubbard, 'It ain’t no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.' It is in fact a crime for an American to be poor, even though America is a nation of poor. Every other nation has folk traditions of men who were poor but extremely wise and virtuous, and therefore more estimable than anyone with power and gold. No such tales are told by the American poor. They mock themselves and glorify their betters. The meanest eating or drinking establishment, owned by a man who is himself poor, is very likely to have a sign on its wall asking this cruel question: 'if you’re so smart, why ain’t you rich?' There will also be an American flag no larger than a child’s hand – glued to a lollipop stick and flying from the cash register. Americans, like human beings everywhere, believe many things that are obviously untrue. Their most destructive untruth is that it is very easy for any American to make money. They will not acknowledge how in fact hard money is to come by, and, therefore, those who have no money blame and blame and blame themselves. This inward blame has been a treasure for the rich and powerful, who have had to do less for their poor, publicly and privately, than any other ruling class since, say Napoleonic times. Many novelties have come from America. The most startling of these, a thing without precedent, is a mass of undignified poor. They do not love one another because they do not love themselves.”

reading slaughterhouse 5 for the first time and i was absolutely knocked senseless by this passage, which is so true and relevant that it feels like it was pulled from a history book

@poisonjr "shes not gonna fuck u bro" She will. She will if i post good 3:41 PM • 3/26/22

I think about this tweet every time I log in and the Spirt of Post possesses me, fyi

1. hey girly, what’s your favourite position? 2. … 3. foetal.

Autumn is here 🐐🍂

WHEN IN TIME DO WE NEED "ABANDONED MALL MUSIC" IF NOT NOW, WHEN DO WE NEED TO HEAR DA RUINS OF AMERICAN CULTURE FLOAT IN A CLOUD OF REVERB IF NOT NOW, WHEN SHOULD SLOWED DOWN MUSIC BE A BALM FOR DA EAR'S OF DA WORKING PERSON IF NOT NOW, AND DA TEXT : "I MISS VAPOR WAVE ,ALL MUSIC SHOULD BE OTHER MUSIC THATS SLOWED DOWN, ALL MUSIC SHOULD BE ABLOUT DOLPHINS AND STATUE'S, ALL MUSIC SHOULD SOUND LIKE SHIT " - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

BRING IT BACK - dashare.zone ADMIN

I'd like to apologize to the tranwoman I migendered yeterday. A you can ee, thi key broke off my keyboard. causing a "he" by mitake. I know that not an excue, and I'm orry for migendering him.

i went to repost this one the other day and was genuinely upset to learn it never made its way to bluesky

this is kind of what happens in chainsaw man

this would sound pretty menacing if i believed he was capable of making a robot army, but he isn't so this just sounds like something a 12-year-old would say. everyone is twelve now

If there's ever a cute pet video thats over 10 years old stuck in the youtube algorithm the top comment is almost always "this pet is dead"

Bringing that level of bad vibes into the world should be punishable by flogging tbh.

A soldier in heavy desert camo armor with an extremely thick collar and a full-face mask with an attached respirator.

Jane Mook, whose job it is to stand in very easily protagonist-shootable vantage points and say perfectly recited voice lines upon being hit

Poll showing that ReformUK has a 20 point lead among voters who believe they would be sent to Hell (if it exists) when they die

Fascinated by the philosophical and theological implications of this

It's going to be so amazing being alive in 2026 because the front page will say "BREAKING Mamdani Received Free Cheese Pizza From a Local Vendor, Calls to Resign Mount" and then on page 3 you'll see "Hegseth's Pentagon Rape Dungeon Raises Legal Questions."

can they stop inflicting this fucking guy on us, NOBODY likes him other than the women he brainwashed into his fucking cult

STEREOGUM: People my age, we talk about how we were lucky that we didn’t have social media growing up, and there’s no record of all the dumb shit we said and did. You didn’t have social media, but everything you said and did in those years is on record, and you’ve got to live with it now. That’s tough. VIOLENT J: And the amount of gay Juggalos out there is really surprising. I think about them doing their research and getting the old records, getting excited about it, and getting their hearts broke or something, you know? I tell my daughter, “For the rest of your life, when your friends ask why your dad said that, say it’s because your dad was a fool. Don’t defend me. Say I was a fool then, but I’m not now.” There’s no excuse. I was going with the flow, and that’s the very thing we preach against — being a sheep. And that’s what I was doing. https://www.stereogum.com/2083804/icp-interview-juggalos/interviews/weve-got-a-file-on-you/

Reminder that Violent J of Insane Clown Posse has the correct response to a lot of the shitty things he said in the early days.

It's insane that the biggest radio station in the country has a 2 hour lunchtime segment every weekday where they let random bigots shout at random liberals about whatever the news flavour of the day is with no fact checking and we wonder why this island is like it is.

One of my least rational beliefs is that if you pull off a heist without hurting anyone or getting caught within a day, that's your stuff fair and square.