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Eliška

@ellieibex.bsky.social

Transgender. They call me the GOAT because I make animal noises when I'm bored. 18+ Minors DNI.

137 Followers  |  379 Following  |  683 Posts  |  Joined: 15.10.2024
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Im scared

09.03.2026 02:11 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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ちょっとらくがき

02.03.2026 06:09 — 👍 844    🔁 181    💬 2    📌 1
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the bluesky experience:

06.03.2026 19:12 — 👍 1356    🔁 387    💬 24    📌 10
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gaming

06.03.2026 22:00 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

But you can call me Ishmael.

06.03.2026 14:34 — 👍 248    🔁 29    💬 6    📌 0
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Yeah this is the one

05.03.2026 11:31 — 👍 399    🔁 153    💬 2    📌 1

Im more ok than I was and less ok than I'd like to be.

04.03.2026 12:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love Internal Audits and SOPs and GAP Analysis and the Training Matrix and pretending everything is ok

04.03.2026 12:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Greg Davies: Great task, well done. Didn‘t eat a thing.

Persephone: Thank you.

Alex Horne: Ah. Well. Let’s take another look at that pomegranate.

03.03.2026 17:17 — 👍 1119    🔁 237    💬 8    📌 46

My Lebanese friend who lives in Tyre has already evacuated to Beirut this morning. Now it looks like she'll never be able to go home. She's already lost 2 homes to IDF bombs in the past.

04.03.2026 11:46 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
Urgent warning to residents of southern Lebanon: Hezbollah’s terrorist activities are forcing the Defense Army to act against it with force. The Defense Army does not intend to harm you. For your safety, you must evacuate your homes immediately. Anyone who is near Hezbollah members, its facilities, or its weapons puts his life at risk. Any house used by Hezbollah for military purposes may become a target. To the residents of southern Lebanon, you must go right away to the north side of the Litani River to ensure your safety—evacuate your homes immediately and move northward beyond the Litani River. Be aware that any movement southward will endanger your lives.

Urgent warning to residents of southern Lebanon: Hezbollah’s terrorist activities are forcing the Defense Army to act against it with force. The Defense Army does not intend to harm you. For your safety, you must evacuate your homes immediately. Anyone who is near Hezbollah members, its facilities, or its weapons puts his life at risk. Any house used by Hezbollah for military purposes may become a target. To the residents of southern Lebanon, you must go right away to the north side of the Litani River to ensure your safety—evacuate your homes immediately and move northward beyond the Litani River. Be aware that any movement southward will endanger your lives.

Quick translation of the IDF statement ordering all of south Lebanon's population to immediately leave.

Keep in mind that Israel has never stopped bombing south Lebanon since the 'ceasefire.' They are now taking the next step to destroy as much of the country as they can.

04.03.2026 10:42 — 👍 439    🔁 187    💬 7    📌 13
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ACTUAL FUCKING INSANITY HE DID THIS AND ARGUE THAT NOTHING WAS HIS FAULT

03.03.2026 22:54 — 👍 271    🔁 24    💬 4    📌 0

The chaos is the point. The destabilisation is the point.

03.03.2026 16:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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#ヤギ

02.03.2026 23:05 — 👍 119    🔁 22    💬 0    📌 1

The mass of weaponry being used by Trump right now grew and grew as a bipartisan endeavor.

02.03.2026 16:36 — 👍 442    🔁 90    💬 6    📌 0

ah death. they call it the big one. thats what they said to me. its the big one, inevitable really. like taxes. death and taxes! the two big ones. they leaked my taxes can you believe it? leaked it like a dog. can you imagine them doing that to obamna? vicious people, really evil. not good

02.03.2026 15:31 — 👍 447    🔁 35    💬 4    📌 1

"that's the way it is" is trump at his finest. i love those moments where you can see he understands he needs to strike a solemn and somber tone. you can see him reach around in the bag but since he is both incredibly dumb and also doesnt give a shit, he just dredges up random words

02.03.2026 15:19 — 👍 1340    🔁 104    💬 37    📌 4

It bothers me that there’s still folks out there that are like “yeah I’m on bluesky but I’m still mostly on Twitter.” Fucking give up that follower high score number, that’s the only reason you’re there.

02.03.2026 06:31 — 👍 153    🔁 50    💬 4    📌 0
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I have to post terrible. I have to post worse. I must become the worst of the posters.

02.03.2026 11:16 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

More like endoCRINGEoligist amirite?

02.03.2026 11:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They don’t usually admit this shit so easily

02.03.2026 07:37 — 👍 499    🔁 150    💬 9    📌 8

"Be grateful you are employed!" 😁😁😁😁😁

02.03.2026 01:59 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I lost my temper with my mother because she constantly deadnames me and misgenders me and pretends she's allowed to so I threw my drink over her the other day. Anyway it all got me so stressed I've relapsed. Drank too much all weekend. Cut myself up. Now I have to go into work and pretend im ok.

02.03.2026 01:55 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Our first Unreal Engine 3 president

01.03.2026 23:04 — 👍 1209    🔁 98    💬 17    📌 0
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this is a beautiful woman to me

26.02.2026 15:50 — 👍 1452    🔁 384    💬 15    📌 12
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fell for it again award

28.02.2026 07:09 — 👍 8891    🔁 1683    💬 72    📌 54

My job is slowly becoming factory and warehouse internal inquisition and I'm not sure I'm ok with that.

27.02.2026 15:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0