an uncooperative juicebox

“God is dead,” I huff to myself after the most mild of inconveniences.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KATHYYYYYYYYY 🥰

A tiny red squirrel eating strawberries out of a bowl on a patio. It’s very messy.

Happy Solstice ☀️
I hope you have the kind of day where you stumble upon a bowl of fresh berries where you only expected seeds to be

Ok but it is handling moving around the map well and interacting with massive amounts of items placed. All in all it actually makes it playable?? The real test is wether or not it still spontaneously crashes from exertion lmao

It took an entire minute to load

Time for the truest test of the power of the Switch 2: loading Cozy Grove

YEAH, 40 BEAUTIFUL QUALITIES IN ONE SINGLE HUMAN

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BB🖤🥰😘

It’s so happy!

They told you to touch grass but what if instead you elevated your experience and touched phlox 😌

…to blow bubbles in it?

tRaSh SuPpOrT

The Marvel Rivals Support Experience

😡 I WANT THIS DON’T RUIN IT FOR ME

PEST THREADS. That was the stupid centipede shot. ANYWAY, cheesing does not exist there is only ~strategy~

I mean yeah anyone can bestial sling the Elden beast and I recommend doing so

Also Radahn pre-patch was 100x worse than Melania when she healed blocked hits I’m not going to let anyone pretend he was acceptable as he was lmao

It took me three entire days and four sweetings and the morning after I did it she was patched

Tyler did that once- I found the crust under his side of the bed 🧐

Oh no that’s a good point maybe I should make a few

Thanks I want to live in it

Instead of doing literally anything I was supposed to do today I built a lil birdhouse from garden scraps it took me five hours!

That’s just because you were meant to live here and not so close to the equator

Are you an outside person or is that the seasonal depression asking for a friend

HAPPY SPRING EQUINOX 🌸

The bulge or the bowl cut

…I mean “crush it!” Of course 👀

Crush them!!

Yeah sex is great but have you ever had the patience to let a whole wheel of brie age until it was super creamy and perfect for spreading

I was reading about how to diy thunbergia because it’s so hard to find the pink one here but I remember it boiling down to “you propagate cuttings and baby them for the entire winter and your house better not drop below 70 or they’ll just give up”

Pffffffffft your kids are showing with that dad joke