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he buried his ex-wife on his golf course

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11.08.2025 20:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"Let me be crystal clear: crime in DC is ending and ending today."

11.08.2025 17:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15129    ๐Ÿ” 5406    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 914    ๐Ÿ“Œ 285

โ€œA Republican is somebody who couldnโ€™t enjoy eating unless he knew someone else was hungry.โ€

~Mary Karr

08.08.2025 20:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3576    ๐Ÿ” 892    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 52    ๐Ÿ“Œ 30

Listening to this press conference it seems clear that Trump is mentally gone and that his team is consolidating power for President J.D. Vance.

11.08.2025 16:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2752    ๐Ÿ” 837    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 217    ๐Ÿ“Œ 83
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U.S. Attorney's Office press release from 1/3/25: Violent Crime in D.C. Hits 30 Year Low

U.S. Attorney's Office press release from 1/3/25: Violent Crime in D.C. Hits 30 Year Low

Unhinged Trump post that reads: "Washington, D.C. will be LIBERATED today! Crime, Savagery, Filth, and Scum will DISAPPEAR."

Unhinged Trump post that reads: "Washington, D.C. will be LIBERATED today! Crime, Savagery, Filth, and Scum will DISAPPEAR."

As you listen to an unhinged Trump try to justify deploying the National Guard in DC, here's reality:

Violent crime in DC is at a 30-year low.

www.justice.gov/usao-dc/pr/v...

11.08.2025 14:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1883    ๐Ÿ” 590    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 136    ๐Ÿ“Œ 31
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"If you live in Alaska, I need you to buy a Ukrainian flag and turn any area that Putin is going to be into a sea of Ukrainian flags - so many that, when Putin lands, all he's going to see is just yellow and blue."

11.08.2025 11:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16515    ๐Ÿ” 6474    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 601    ๐Ÿ“Œ 497
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This is LA this past weekend, Saturday, August 9, 2025 ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ’™

11.08.2025 10:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4492    ๐Ÿ” 1734    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 245    ๐Ÿ“Œ 165

Reboot Anthony Bourdainโ€™s โ€œNo Reservationsโ€ but with Alan Dershowitz and the whole show is just enjoying him never getting food because heโ€™s a querulous, joyless douche and heโ€™s constantly demanding that the Laotian street vendor or whoever denounce Hamas before heโ€™ll try the khao jee

11.08.2025 03:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3408    ๐Ÿ” 395    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 81    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26

Israel is a rogue state at this point and the US is not far behind

11.08.2025 01:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1228    ๐Ÿ” 212    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8

I suspect that if Trump, Vance, et al continue to deflect and downplay and cover up and scheme, the victims and their families will only step up further.

Their voices are 10x louder than any other on this story, and they will not be denied.

10.08.2025 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is uncharacteristically great messaging coming from a Democrat.

10.08.2025 21:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2456    ๐Ÿ” 412    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 48    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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Ohh that's RICH
@ohhthatsrich.bsky.social

09.08.2025 22:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 753    ๐Ÿ” 364    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 48    ๐Ÿ“Œ 31

usually if you ask experts why an empire fell theyโ€™ll say itโ€™s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think itโ€™s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like โ€œoh they took the idiot train to moronsvilleโ€

10.08.2025 03:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 26516    ๐Ÿ” 5152    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 414    ๐Ÿ“Œ 215
Nixon's resignation letter.

Nixon's resignation letter.

Fifty-one years ago today.

10.08.2025 02:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10522    ๐Ÿ” 2649    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 491    ๐Ÿ“Œ 316

Would 100% watch a sitcom in which Cuomo and Dershowitz end up roommates, Dershowitz is denied a pierogi every episode in exactly the same way, and Cuomo runs for successively lower-stakes office each week, only to lose again.

09.08.2025 20:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6583    ๐Ÿ” 917    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 225    ๐Ÿ“Œ 84
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Front Page of the Day:

He will not be deterred.

#ReleaseThe_EPSTEIN_Files

09.08.2025 19:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35137    ๐Ÿ” 7988    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 900    ๐Ÿ“Œ 285
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Mamdani polls higher than all NYC mayoral candidates combined in new poll A new poll conducted by Zenith Research and Public Progress Solutions found Zohran Mamdani, the Democratic nominee for mayor of New York City, with a significant lead in the current field of five cand...

Hmmm. www.fox5ny.com/election/mam...

09.08.2025 18:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 566    ๐Ÿ” 62    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 15    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
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LEFT: Where our government incarcerates a person who has a tattoo in honor of a family member.

RIGHT: Where our government incarcerates a person who has facilitated and/or engaged in the sexual assault of over a thousand children.

09.08.2025 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22552    ๐Ÿ” 9049    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 455    ๐Ÿ“Œ 355
WEB EXTRA: Congressman Drowns Out Protester With Auction Call
YouTube video by CBS Miami WEB EXTRA: Congressman Drowns Out Protester With Auction Call

Billy Long should have retired after his crowning achievement (seen here). He's a loon who hates the IRS, but this moment with Laura Loomer is exquisite.

09.08.2025 17:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

"In some shots sheโ€™s wearing a โ€œPro Roe 1973โ€ T-shirt. She looked straight at the camera, her hands in her back pockets. โ€œWhen thereโ€™s a bunch of women together, you laugh. You donโ€™t care what you look like. You just. Exist.โ€ Her phone started ringing." (should be unlocked)

09.08.2025 17:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 77    ๐Ÿ” 13    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Thank you, professor!

09.08.2025 18:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the war criminal and the convicted felon want to tell ukraine what to do. i don't think so.

09.08.2025 16:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The CEO of a a multi-trillion dollar company went to the White House, openly handed the US president a gift made of gold, and his company got a special exemption to tariffs the president has illegally imposed.

Also, the Founders took bribery so seriously the Constitution bans it 3 separate times.

09.08.2025 13:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28293    ๐Ÿ” 9529    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 908    ๐Ÿ“Œ 423
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11 Women, 9 Dogs, Not Much Drama (and No Guys)

could someone share a gift link of this story please? ๐Ÿ™
www.nytimes.com/2025/08/07/w...

09.08.2025 14:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Arresting Putin in Alaska would be the right thing to do to a war criminal.

08.08.2025 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1323    ๐Ÿ” 283    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 90    ๐Ÿ“Œ 31
excusemyreading
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Just watched a video where a woman writer shared how her mum came over to help. Her mum did all the housework, laundry, cooking, cleaning, and childcare so she could focus. During her mum's stay, writer TRIPLED her daily word count.
Then she said something that hit hard.
Most men have this kind of support their entire lives. Next time you call a man productive, consider that.
Damn. Still letting it sink in.

excusemyreading 3h ... + Just watched a video where a woman writer shared how her mum came over to help. Her mum did all the housework, laundry, cooking, cleaning, and childcare so she could focus. During her mum's stay, writer TRIPLED her daily word count. Then she said something that hit hard. Most men have this kind of support their entire lives. Next time you call a man productive, consider that. Damn. Still letting it sink in.

09.08.2025 05:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 835    ๐Ÿ” 223    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

really feels like housing affordability is one of the most important political issues of our time, affecting nearly every aspect of our lives, and everyday our mainstream political discourse is about whether sour cream is woke or not

09.08.2025 06:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11721    ๐Ÿ” 2216    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 157    ๐Ÿ“Œ 121
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Tea App Helped Women Spot Red Flags in Menโ€”Incel Hackers Doxxed 13,000 People

Women literally can't have ONE tool to protect ourselves without men losing their absolute minds. ๐Ÿงต

06.08.2025 14:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

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