@westofcrazy.bsky.social
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Thanks for always finding me, Ed!
22.04.2025 18:06 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Team Sparty? Love it! It is hard to believe we have to root for DEI, yet here we areโฆ
19.04.2025 21:10 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0sorry Spotify but Iโm literally never going to tap the banner to learn more
11.04.2025 21:11 โ ๐ 28 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Is Cinco de Mayo still legal?
11.04.2025 22:56 โ ๐ 17 ๐ 6 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0I still get just as excited about thunderstorms as I did when I was a kid
08.04.2025 01:26 โ ๐ 149 ๐ 38 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 1These two chicks were fighting outside the bar the other night, and this guy kept yelling, โRubber Beaver!โ Is that a pro wrestling move?
08.04.2025 17:42 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0Itโs an anniversary somewhere for something so might as well celebrateโฆ
28.03.2025 20:06 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0Saying and doing absurd things is a lifestyleโฆ
28.03.2025 18:14 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0Someone at work just asked me to collab like Iโm some sort of 25 year oldโฆ
26.03.2025 16:20 โ ๐ 22 ๐ 12 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0You too can have a perfect basketball bracket if you fill it out post-gameโฆ
24.03.2025 13:09 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 0Them: Do you remember
Me: No
I like to set my weather app to places with worse weather than mine.
24.03.2025 11:42 โ ๐ 173 ๐ 48 ๐ฌ 8 ๐ 1Hang on.
Let me panic first.
Come for the nonsense, stay for the hysteria!
24.03.2025 13:01 โ ๐ 73 ๐ 29 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1Oligarchy is not a word I thought would be so prevalent in my vocabulary, yet here we areโฆ
09.03.2025 19:06 โ ๐ 8 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Egging my enemies is a hobby I can no longer affordโฆ
08.03.2025 14:39 โ ๐ 15 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Donโt hate me because Iโm beautiful. Hate me because I use a Yahoo e-mail addressโฆ
04.03.2025 18:06 โ ๐ 69 ๐ 7 ๐ฌ 10 ๐ 0Does anyone have a yacht I can day drink on? Just checkingโฆ
03.03.2025 17:58 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 2 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I donโt understand the โpโ in front of some English โfโ words. Itโs Pfucked upโฆ
23.02.2025 14:12 โ ๐ 24 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 6 ๐ 0Wish Trader Joeโs would run the government. They have their shit together..
15.02.2025 13:23 โ ๐ 16 ๐ 5 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0This year show someone you really care by sending them a bouquet of omelettesโฆ
14.02.2025 16:26 โ ๐ 15 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm about to fuck around & write a love song about Honey Lemon Theraflu. This is some good shit!
13.02.2025 04:35 โ ๐ 11 ๐ 3 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0Waiting for Drake's comeback dis track "I'm Rubber You Glue"
14.02.2025 03:55 โ ๐ 14 ๐ 4 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0[watching porn]
"Wow, I wish I had a close platonic friendship like thatโ
Youโre as cheerful as a serial killerโs storage unit
08.02.2025 00:53 โ ๐ 95 ๐ 57 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0I have wanted nuthin but a good time since 1988.
12.02.2025 01:17 โ ๐ 117 ๐ 49 ๐ฌ 9 ๐ 1I'm sorry you asked for a hug, and now we're spooning.
13.02.2025 16:19 โ ๐ 98 ๐ 34 ๐ฌ 7 ๐ 0
