John Snow

Fixed it.

There is no mass-deportation campaign going on right now. Deportation is a process.

This is kidnapping and human trafficking.

MOOD

She does have a point.

Where do you think they've been keeping Wendy all these years?

A monkey typing for the rest of time...

Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’

Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’

Damn, I guess I should have used my Marxist pick up lines.

A shocking new study:

This new predictor explains over 98% of variance in autism prevalence.

And you know what?

This new predictor is RFK Jr.'s age.

I did this "study" in 7 minutes.

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#CausalSky #EpiSky

The problem with most machine-based random number generators is that they’re not TRULY random, so if you need genuine randomness it is sometimes necessary to link your code to an external random process like a physical noise source or the current rate of US tariffs on a given country.

The 1950s and 1960s were not a natural state of affairs 'pre-neoliberalism'; they were a product of a very strange time period in which every other industrialized state had seen much of its capital stock absolutely obliterated while ours was mostly untouched

This is such an important point that is rarely mentioned. What's happening right now isn't a decline. It's regression to the mean. And the mean is the time before we were the only industrial power left standing after a devastating global conflict.

Pinning this: Alito and Thomas will not retire until they hear the birthright citizenship case. Those guys have been waiting their entire careers to rule the constitution unconstitutional.

Dude is totally panican. Hank tough!

Getting attached to the idea of retirement was my first mistake.

My guess is they initially did the calculations correctly but the numbers looked too small and "weak" so they just tried different elasticities until that got the big, "strong" numbers that Dear Leader liked.

Three million Americans marched today. Here’s why we wrote about one American who didn’t.

Throwing the car in reverse while going 90 miles an hour is never the best way to change direction.

And just like that, the resistance has its own inside joke catch phrase. Hank tough, indeed.

It's times like these when I appreciate my depression-era grandma, who taught me the real value of an empty tub of Country Crock.

People couldn't handle pronouns in email signatures so we got this instead.

Looks like I picked the wrong week not to have a brain the size of a cat’s.

That measles fever will keep 'em warm.

New Yorkers know a rat when they see one. This asshole is going nowhere.

I would love for this to be true but RDD is really only valid if the treatment policy at the cutoff is applied to everyone equally. You could argue that this is an ITT estimate but that’s not how RDD works. This effect is small enough to be explained by selection alone.

Worried about a recession? This sheet-pan water pie will make you feel like it's the 1930s again.

You’re fighting the good fight. I am here for it. Bear down!

This is a very clean and well run establishment. Just don’t drink the tap water.

I'd like to see someone pepper him with basic epi and method questions. Dude read a few JAMA papers and now he thinks he understands science better than all the people with formal training and years of experience. Let's see if Dr. Brainworm can even define and explain prevalence and incidence.

Let's be clear: it's not "deportation" or "disappearing". It's kidnapping, plain and simple. And the last time I checked, kidnapping is illegal.