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John Snow

@snowjohn.bsky.social

Illegitimate son of a scientific bastard.

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She Took JPMorgan for $175 Million. That Doesn’t Include Her Restaurant Bills.

Pro fucking move. Grifters gonna grift.

www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/b...

14.11.2025 22:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The idea that New Yorkers are sad and hurt you because you don't like our Mayor is fucking hilarious.

08.11.2025 13:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

UPDATE: I look forward to any election that presents the opportunity for Andrew Cuomo to lose twice.

15.09.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 170    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
New York City map of which areas voted for Cuomo and which for Mamdani.

New York City map of which areas voted for Cuomo and which for Mamdani.

New map of the cool parts of NYC just dropped.

05.11.2025 03:03 β€” πŸ‘ 5967    πŸ” 560    πŸ’¬ 82    πŸ“Œ 43

Queens is ascendant.

05.11.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This was written by AI. Way too many em dashes.

03.11.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

C'mon, Peter Criss isn't that bad.

17.10.2025 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rest in peace to Kiss guitarist Ace Frehley, a man who seemed less repulsive than at least two of his bandmates

16.10.2025 23:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1389    πŸ” 105    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 3
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Instead of asking for a promotion I usually just go to the bodega, where everyone calls me boss.

02.10.2025 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The dribble lane

01.10.2025 23:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I miss when people used to the say the quiet part quietly sometimes

30.09.2025 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 194    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

"We're going to just forget about all those war crimes". Translation: I committed a bunch of war crimes.

30.09.2025 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"It can be said that no other mayor had his eyebrows threaded in public, claimed to take bubble baths with roses, mused openly about carrying a handgun in church"

29.09.2025 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you have an opinion about Ezra Klein, you can go ahead and just keep it to yourself.

29.09.2025 12:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I blame Hotdogs for Jeremy Renner

28.09.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ANTIFA is going to be upset to realize they've been pronouncing it incorrectly this whole time.

27.09.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Carrot cake = cream cheese frosting delivery platform.

26.09.2025 17:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Come for the U-boats, stay for the motorboating.

25.09.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dang bro, sick selfie collection.

25.09.2025 02:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Barely

23.09.2025 00:24 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Idiocracy is prophecy.

23.09.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ANTIFA is going to be upset to realize they completely misunderstood the definition of fascism this whole time.

22.09.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Man, your IT dept is fucked up.

22.09.2025 01:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Translation: I am now frequently reminded that there are other religions in the world and that threatens me.

21.09.2025 13:30 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well, if that isn't some earned wisdom, I don't know what is.

20.09.2025 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Trying to win elections, the definition of surrendering.

20.09.2025 15:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Accusation, meet confession.

18.09.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"It's the privileged who talk like this! We need to burn down the system for the oppressed!"

What do you think will happen to your disabled allies in the starvation and rubble of a civil war fought with cruise missiles and drones? You think their meds will still be available?

18.09.2025 14:37 β€” πŸ‘ 253    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 2

I'm sure if we just keep shouting about the rules they will eventually recognize their mistakes and scrap their plans.

18.09.2025 11:34 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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