@snowjohn.bsky.social
Illegitimate son of a scientific bastard.
Cool, write a strongly worded letter while you're at.
08.01.2026 18:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0New York just isn't the same now that all the wealthy people have left and I have refer to everyone as comrade.
01.01.2026 22:47 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0More and more there's a pretty good chance the Texas gerrymander is going to backfire too. The redistricting was based on largely on 2024 results. No way that 2026 is going to look like 2024.
10.12.2025 14:34 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Some Thanksgiving conversation starters:
"How about everything going on in politics these days?"
"I blame organized religion for most of the problems in the world. What do you guys think?
"I read that most married people fantasize about murdering their spouse more than sex."
Pro fucking move. Grifters gonna grift.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/14/b...
The idea that New Yorkers are sad and hurt you because you don't like our Mayor is fucking hilarious.
08.11.2025 13:58 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0UPDATE: I look forward to any election that presents the opportunity for Andrew Cuomo to lose twice.
15.09.2025 19:18 — 👍 171 🔁 34 💬 5 📌 0
New York City map of which areas voted for Cuomo and which for Mamdani.
New map of the cool parts of NYC just dropped.
05.11.2025 03:03 — 👍 5947 🔁 557 💬 81 📌 42Queens is ascendant.
05.11.2025 02:41 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0This was written by AI. Way too many em dashes.
03.11.2025 01:47 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0C'mon, Peter Criss isn't that bad.
17.10.2025 01:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Rest in peace to Kiss guitarist Ace Frehley, a man who seemed less repulsive than at least two of his bandmates
16.10.2025 23:16 — 👍 1378 🔁 104 💬 26 📌 3
07.10.2025 20:48 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Instead of asking for a promotion I usually just go to the bodega, where everyone calls me boss.
02.10.2025 18:11 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The dribble lane
01.10.2025 23:08 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I miss when people used to the say the quiet part quietly sometimes
30.09.2025 21:04 — 👍 194 🔁 21 💬 3 📌 0"We're going to just forget about all those war crimes". Translation: I committed a bunch of war crimes.
30.09.2025 16:02 — 👍 8 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0"It can be said that no other mayor had his eyebrows threaded in public, claimed to take bubble baths with roses, mused openly about carrying a handgun in church"
29.09.2025 13:33 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you have an opinion about Ezra Klein, you can go ahead and just keep it to yourself.
29.09.2025 12:58 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I blame Hotdogs for Jeremy Renner
28.09.2025 19:03 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ANTIFA is going to be upset to realize they've been pronouncing it incorrectly this whole time.
27.09.2025 19:47 — 👍 11 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Carrot cake = cream cheese frosting delivery platform.
26.09.2025 17:02 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Come for the U-boats, stay for the motorboating.
25.09.2025 03:18 — 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dang bro, sick selfie collection.
25.09.2025 02:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Barely
23.09.2025 00:24 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Idiocracy is prophecy.
23.09.2025 00:15 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ANTIFA is going to be upset to realize they completely misunderstood the definition of fascism this whole time.
22.09.2025 23:56 — 👍 32 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0Man, your IT dept is fucked up.
22.09.2025 01:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Translation: I am now frequently reminded that there are other religions in the world and that threatens me.
21.09.2025 13:30 — 👍 39 🔁 8 💬 1 📌 0Well, if that isn't some earned wisdom, I don't know what is.
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