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Gaga seems to be building up a collection of stellar Halloween anthems

(and 'The Dead Dance')

If drinking alcohol damages short-term memory, just imagine what drinking alcohol can do.

One from this time last year

It's OK to skip going to the gym because of the weather, right?

YouTube video by Pop Unlimited allSTARS* - Things That Go Bump In The Night

My Halloween anthem

I'd probably say Sex and the City 2 is my least favourite horror film.

Nifty 'trick or treat' ideas

The one sad thing about the Andrew news is I won't ever again get to use one of my favourite memes, which was specific to his title.

That being said, I think he should now be thrown out onto the street with nothing. To hell with a "financial settlement"

There's something about him, isn't there?

I feel bad for saying this, but I'm starting to draw the conclusion that Kate Garraway is an intellectual void #CelebrityTraitors

Surely it's a dead giveaway on this game that the last ones to come through the door at breakfast are faithfuls, and it's building suspense for the viewer's benefit? #CelebrityTraitors

Ooooh love the use of Portishead's 'Glory Box' ♥️ #CelebrityTraitors

It's an approximation

Katy Perry in a space suit

8 years today since I became a Londoner!

Crazy to think I've lived here a third of my life 🤯

Facebook memories reminding me 12 years ago we hosted a Halloween party at the place I was then living, but it was a small one so we called it "miniween". Genius.

Also I apparently posted in the event that all charitable donations go towards the Martine McCutcheon bankruptcy foundation 😂😂

They finally got him! 🙌

Although, how did Alan forgetting he had a shield not get brought up once at the round table? #CelebrityTraitors

My teacher told me that I would never be good at poetry because of my dyslexia, but so far I’ve made 3 vases and a jug.

A haunted house but it's just every Facebook post you made in 2008.

It's only 10am and already somebody at work has announced they're back from holiday on Teams referring to themselves in third person.

There's a guy at the gym I've seen twice this week who looks identical to Joe Marler. In fact I'm almost convinced it actually is him

Reading excerpts from the trial of the woman who's convinced she is Madeleine McCann. Oh my days, it's wild.

I really feel for you with this ongoing saga. Hopefully it'll all be over soon!

Have you ever tried to eat a clock?

It's very time consuming.

Being silly 🤪

Happy birthday 🥂

How do you describe a feeling? 💞

Urgh, I absolutely cannot abide McIntyre 🤢

Waiting for payday towards the end of the month can feel like waiting for a prison sentence to end.

G______ S____ is a fucking cunt of the highest order.