Alan Rapp criticalterrain - Bluesky Statics

Bleak dystopias weren't projected as this pat and vapid.

02.03.2026 23:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A Lot of Questions Already Answered by the Shirt | Know Your Meme A Lot of Questions Already Answered by the Shirt refers to a snowclone popular on Twitter started by comedian Mike Ginn with the format, "My 'X' shirt has

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02.03.2026 16:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Moe: Oh dear God no! (the voice in my head also says it like Moe)

25.02.2026 04:28 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

sounds like you don't believe in miracles, Jesse

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Hey thanks for the block intel.

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Still image of fanged blue lady from Lair of the White Worm (1988).

oh word?

19.02.2026 17:55 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

SURFIN' BIRD

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Surely this marriage won’t inspire any weirdness on the American right.

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shelter is pretty neat technology, keeps people alive and able to live dignified lives

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Still have the original vinyl bought in high school (it skips on Time It's Time, so frustrating). One of my favorite albums, hands down.

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Stuntman does a trick the wrong way in The Road Warrior

Everything’s fine

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so infuriating--I'm sorry they haven't rectified this.

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Curt and Cris Kirkwood.

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HIERLOOM?

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Every time bluesky isn't loading, I think maybe It Happened.

09.02.2026 22:37 — 👍 47 🔁 2 💬 5 📌 0

🏆

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He’s so mad. Not enough brown people saying thanks, perhaps.

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“Nobody understands a word this guy is saying”…amigo.

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Looks inspiring.

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Di me

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Ppl, now more than ever: sever your reliance on Amazon.

04.02.2026 21:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The red headed stepchildren of journalism, despite often putting themselves in great physical danger for their photos.

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Ruprecht

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the only way I'd ever watch this is from an .ru copy

29.01.2026 16:51 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

deep cut

28.01.2026 18:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ve heard of opening remote tabs too, which seems to involve the business owners more but maybe not a problem, under the circumstances.

25.01.2026 16:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

David, what about paying fwd gift cards for people who come into these businesses? Is there a network set up for this?

25.01.2026 16:42 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Kid Congo's memoir has a few evocative (not complimentary) encounters with Fowley

24.01.2026 15:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Wait...does he turn out to be a baddie

24.01.2026 14:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

Notable Sandwiches #135: Patty Melt Welcome back to Notable Sandwiches, the feature where David and I trip merrily through Wikipedia’s List of Notable Sandwiches, in alphabetical order. This...

i wrote about a sandwich*

*and being trans

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