🐧🐧 Anne Marie 🐧🐧

My baby in a loud restaurant: [stock photo of a baby peacefully sleeping in and amongst the clouds] My baby when I sniff once: [stock photo of a baby wide awake in their crib]

This is just lazy. They know enough to put the language but can’t be bothered to google a one word greeting I could find almost instantly with no Māori knowledge.

bsky.app/profile/anne...

“I’m alright. I just ate.”

“Mōrena”

THE RULES of SKA I. SKA is forever. 2. wear plaid shorts 3. chain wallets only. 4. fedoras 5. SKank like you mean it!

Whaddup, my name's Joan Rowling, I'm 79, and I never fuckin learned how to read

This comment is gonna stick with me.

On Sunday night I stopped and got fuel for the truck in Winchester,VA. The price was 4.159 a gallon. 48 hrs later stopped there again for fuel and it was 4.699 a gallon. 54 cents higher. I got 129 gallons which cost the company $69.66 more to fill the truck. The war in the middle east is the problem. It happens every time. Good night.

My truck driver uncle is not happy.

Can’t believe my baby’s first laugh was in response to me singing the theme song from @richardosman1.bsky.social’s House of Games at him.

My cat is in Abu Dhabi but it's because some other cat mailed him there

Every anti-vaxxer I encounter seems to love weird unregulated supplements. They hate Big Pharma but they love Little Pharma, Big Pharma’s younger sibling who grew up without any adult supervision.

YouTube video by Forbrukerrådet - Norwegian Consumer Council A Day in the Life of an Ensh*ttificator

The Norwegian Consumer Council made a pretty funny video on enshittification:

youtu.be/T4Upf_B9RLQ

I don't know why movies and shows don't ship to streaming and DVD services with the CC in the package. Maybe there's a reason but it seems obvious to me. Surely one wants their dialogue understandable and correct?? that's not nuts, right?

It’s also ridiculous how bad they are for scripted shows where someone presumably has all the dialogue available.

Can I add something to my list of causes I'd give my billions to? a massive overhaul of the closed captioning and live transcript industries. It's a skill and its users deserve skilled and well-paid professionals, basic errors like this are infuriating

He said COCKER DANIELS. It’s a PUN.

Needs Must - Meaning & Origin Of The Phrase What's the meaning and origin of the phrase 'Needs must'?

It’s a NZ show! I’ve heard it from Brits too.

www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/nee...

Okay I made a subreddit:

www.reddit.com/r/badcaptions/

He said NEEDS MUST, BOBBY.

He said MIKE IS.

He said UNDERWEAR.

He said SCALABLE.

I'm not going to the stup Sidwbnoall Dance.

It is time for my bad captions collection.

me when the red gooner gang brings the rizzler to edge us

Tower Oaks Cafe "I'm sure they're very nice."

, raves reviewer.

r/nova u/lmaginary_Coast_5882 • 57m I want to apologize for last night I want to apologize to all the people who had the misfortune of seeing my meltdown over road plows

A page showing dozens of kinds of cheeses and their names

“Can we do this today?” -my niece after seeing this page of a cookbook

Tfw the red gooner gang just brought the rizzler to edge me

I keep getting this ad and it’s going to be in my brain forever.

“Ooh I’m sorry we don’t have Coke. Is Diet Brad’s Drink okay?”