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Bijan Parsia

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I am a Prof of Comp Sci at Uni of Manchester, UK. UCU NEC disabled member rep (2023-24). UCUCommons. All posts are my own behalf alone. He/him/they.

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So proud of Mark and the candidates who ran alongside him. Hoping for positive news later this week.

Echoing thanks to all who voted and encouraged others to as well! RIP postal voting system, we loved all the red postbox pics but...

Our union can and should be so much better. #UCU

02.03.2026 11:34 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is sad, Garangao has been cancelled. Garangao is a Gulf tradition celebrating the halfway point of the holy month of Ramadan and is beloved by children especially. They go around and collect candies. It’s got a bit of a Halloween vibe to me sans the mischief or Goth element . It’s great.

03.03.2026 18:58 β€” πŸ‘ 107    πŸ” 39    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2

This

I'm white, but I was a queer "woman" scientist who was literally harassed out of my science writing career by naming names with an Epstein associate (Krauss)

When you're a grad student threatened with lawsuits, stalking, rape, and death, you shut up

I'm never shutting up again

03.03.2026 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 310    πŸ” 70    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Looking forward to an article about all the Black women scientists who thrived despite Epstein and friends best efforts to shove us out of the field including by not offering us funding that our competitors were getting

03.03.2026 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 338    πŸ” 61    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2
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Spring Statement 'betrayed the millions of graduates drowning in debt' Responding to the Spring Statement's failure to address the student loan crisis, UCU general secretary Jo Grady today said:

Spring Statement 'betrayed the millions of graduates drowning in debt' | UCU

03.03.2026 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

At the insistence of the publishing companies, the UK govt prevents residents from accessing Sci-Hub, a free site containing academic literature, otherwise paywalled. Now they plan to let AI companies use any music, writing, art… to train their crappy programmes WITHOUT PAYING US A PENNY. Thieves!

03.03.2026 16:02 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Historically, no big.

03.03.2026 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Helpful primer on Conditional Indexation, one possible route for the future of USS.

Worth saying that this is not happening in the current valuation cycle and may never. But it has been explored and may be explored further.

So it is helpful for UCU/USS members to develop some understanding.

03.03.2026 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, remember how we let a nazi near-trillionaire annihilate the US state capacity? I know it was a whole year ago, but it turns out that this has consequences beyond "murdering 14 million people by ending USAID" (which apparently no one cared about).

03.03.2026 15:56 β€” πŸ‘ 870    πŸ” 281    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 8

Heyyyy, someone* agrees with me.

*science

03.03.2026 15:34 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tracking our *negative* voting intention (who would Britons vote AGAINST):

➑️ Ref 38% (+9)
🌹Lab 34% (-4)
🌳 Con 7% (-1)
🌏 Green 7% (+4)
πŸ¦β€ LD 3% (-)
changes w/ Nov 2025

As Reform has plateaued in the polls, the number of people saying they would also vote *against* Reform has grown

03.03.2026 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 251    πŸ” 74    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 48

One does not, in fact, have to suck.

03.03.2026 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Years of U.S., NATO miscalculations left Ukraine massively outgunned The U.S. Army and NATO made key strategic, funding and production mistakes that led to shortages of a pivotal weapon Ukraine needs to thwart Russia's advances.

Trump/Hegseth are hell bent on exhausting the last stockpiles of munitions we have left with no real ability to scale up production to meet demand.

Either 2 things happen, deescalation or it escalates to tactical nuclear weapons. I pray to god it's not the latter.

www.reuters.com/investigates...

02.03.2026 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 278    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 5

Oh yeah, the munitions stockpile is completely cooked.

03.03.2026 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 917    πŸ” 198    πŸ’¬ 61    πŸ“Œ 19

sounds like skill issue bruh.
publishing your self owns on the nazi sympathizer website---wild wild stuff.

03.03.2026 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 317    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh now I get it. Dubai is Golgafrinchan Ark B.

03.03.2026 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1689    πŸ” 380    πŸ’¬ 188    πŸ“Œ 104
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10/10 No notes.

03.03.2026 12:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2173    πŸ” 544    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 19

The answer to problems in sociotechnical systems is not always "more software", "better software" or "open source software".
A lot of the time the best solution is _less software_ and sometimes even _no software_.

03.03.2026 11:16 β€” πŸ‘ 537    πŸ” 71    πŸ’¬ 31    πŸ“Œ 10
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Supreme Court Declines to Hear Hamdi Mohamud’s Case Against St. Paul Officer Who Framed Her - Institute for Justice Today, the U.S. Supreme Court deniedΒ a petition for certiorari filed by the Institute for Justice (IJ) on behalf of Hamdi Mohamud. The petition asked the […]

A St. Paul police officer fabricated a massive sex trafficking case and had multiple people locked up under false charges. The Supreme Court yesterday affirmed a ruling that she can't be sued by her victims. She appears to still be employed by the St. Paul PD. ij.org/press-releas...

03.03.2026 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 534    πŸ” 307    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 37

Because she was working with a federal task force, she was considered a federal officer, and thus protected by SCOTUS rulings making it all but impossible to sue federal cops, even for egregious abuse.

Now consider what this means for Trump's immigration thugs.

Democrats had two years to fix this.

03.03.2026 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1223    πŸ” 480    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 11

This is a good example of the alternate civic sphere they have built. Their own institutions credentialing almost entirely for signal instead of skill. It’s not strange historically. Think being a member of a faith to become a professor at religious institutions.

03.03.2026 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 230    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 4

We follow them when they apply?!?

03.03.2026 15:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Teens in households making under $75K are more likely to use chatbots for help with all or most schoolwork

% of U.S. teens ages 13 to 17 who say they do all or most of their schoolwork with the help of AI chatbots

U.S. teens β€” 10

Household income
<$30,000 β€” 20
$30K–$74,999 β€” 15
$75,000+ β€” 7

Note: Those who did not answer or gave other responses are not shown.
Source: Survey conducted Sept. 25–Oct. 9, 2025.
β€œHow Teens Use and View AI”

PEW RESEARCH CENTER

Teens in households making under $75K are more likely to use chatbots for help with all or most schoolwork % of U.S. teens ages 13 to 17 who say they do all or most of their schoolwork with the help of AI chatbots U.S. teens β€” 10 Household income <$30,000 β€” 20 $30K–$74,999 β€” 15 $75,000+ β€” 7 Note: Those who did not answer or gave other responses are not shown. Source: Survey conducted Sept. 25–Oct. 9, 2025. β€œHow Teens Use and View AI” PEW RESEARCH CENTER

According to PEW, teens in households making under $75K are more likely to use chatbots for help with all or most schoolwork. I read a comment on another platform that said this is amazing news because we are "finally going to close the achievement gap." That is not how I would interpret this data.

03.03.2026 11:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1117    πŸ” 225    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 84

Oy.

03.03.2026 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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College students, professors are making their own AI rules. They don't always agree More than three years after ChatGPT debuted, AI has become a part of everyday life β€” and professors and students are still figuring out how or if they should use it.

It's just wild to me how AI profit potential means ZERO discussion of cheating and stealing. But regular old plagiarism still punishes students for messing up a quote and citation. These two ideologies exist side by side right now and it's blowing my mind.
www.npr.org/2026/03/03/n...

03.03.2026 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

The logic is: LLMs stole from/plagiarized human authors. So by using them, you are plagiarizing. The fact that it’s a step removed or that the bot sloppily β€œputs it in its own words” makes no practical difference. Anyway, you didn’t write it. So there’s that too.

03.03.2026 15:03 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely. Which is why the best academic AI policies I’ve seen make it clear to students that β€œsubmitting work that was produced by β€œAI” (chatbots, LLMs) *is* plagiarism and will be treated as such.”

03.03.2026 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œMany of their commanders are especially delighted with how graphic this battle will be zeroing in on how bloody all of this must become in order to fulfill and be in 100% accordance with fundamentalist Christian end of the world eschatology.”

03.03.2026 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 581    πŸ” 265    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 44
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Accusing Jamelle Bouie of "exaggerated nastiness" and "hateful, uncharitable commentary" is absolutely insane.

02.03.2026 22:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2532    πŸ” 153    πŸ’¬ 103    πŸ“Œ 57

Jamelle Bouie clearly and quite publicly works very hard to be informed and even-handed and anyone talking about him as if he’s not doing either of those things should shut the fuck up and definitely be widely ignored

02.03.2026 23:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3554    πŸ” 278    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 19