delighted to hear the titanic has appointed a new captain who will reverse the flooding of our watertight compartments
12.02.2026 23:17 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0delighted to hear the titanic has appointed a new captain who will reverse the flooding of our watertight compartments
12.02.2026 23:17 β π 7 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Vale Kudelka. An incredibly generous and warm cartoonist, open to supporting new cartoonists (he DMed in the early days of my twitter tooning to suggest I pitch places) and justifiably savage to those who deserved it, all with a light pen that carried a heavy impact.
What a loss.
Jesus.
i do not want to watch a video to learn how to do an admin task. i do not want to watch a video to learn how to do an admin task. i do not want to watch a video to learn how to do an admin task. i do not want to watch a video to learn how to do an admin task. i do not want to watch a video to learn
05.02.2026 01:20 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0carefully explaining to the auditor that the $125k nzd direct bank transfer they're so confused about was simply the world's most famous pedophile supporting my dream project, a monograph on nabokov's lolita
01.02.2026 04:26 β π 14 π 4 π¬ 0 π 1X is hiring a creative writing specialist at $40 an hour to make Grok better at writing and a true LOL at the qualifications
30.01.2026 20:14 β π 5743 π 1149 π¬ 475 π 817On Monday, a man threw a homemade bomb into a crowd of First Nations families and allies, and we get: a reluctance from police and media to call it an act of domestic terrorism, the attackerβs identity suppressed to protect *his* safety, and some empty platitudes from politicians.
28.01.2026 22:00 β π 112 π 49 π¬ 1 π 0when the bee hit the flower π
19.01.2026 00:45 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0tfw your decisions are bound by certain undertakings
11.01.2026 11:59 β π 27 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0every arts org board meeting commences with a guy walking in and using the neuralyzer from men in black
10.01.2026 01:20 β π 8 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Polymarket tweet, Jan. 7, 2026: BREAKING: Tim Walz has declared "war against the Federal Government"
I love my gambling app that also pretends to be a source of reliable news x.com/Polymarket/s...
08.01.2026 14:12 β π 51 π 6 π¬ 2 π 0incredible to write a statement that includes more arguments against their own decision than for it
08.01.2026 01:48 β π 10 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0not saying it can't get worse but this week really feels like a straightforward depiction of what worst-case 'post truth' information apocalypse ppl were warning of in the late 2010s
07.01.2026 22:43 β π 2718 π 401 π¬ 31 π 15Guy named Toby who has to workshop his short story the week after Franz Kafka: βYeah I guess I would say this oneβs a little Tobyesque.β
07.01.2026 02:48 β π 13 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0awful to see. gambling ads must start including warnings about post-structuralism
06.01.2026 23:24 β π 253 π 43 π¬ 3 π 1Amateurs out here making bets on the signifier and not the signified
06.01.2026 23:35 β π 19 π 4 π¬ 1 π 0genuinely makes me feel ill
22.12.2025 00:11 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-37... it flew under my radar from 2024 but Universal Language is a very funny, very clever little film. the hardest i've laughed at a movie in years comes from a repeated cut-reverse cut gag. barely 90 minutes and a cheap streaming rental, you have no excuses
17.12.2025 00:33 β π 120 π 4 π¬ 10 π 1simply roll a nat 20 on a deception check
17.12.2025 00:13 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
We are horrified and shaken in the wake of the mass shooting at a Chanukah event in Bondi this evening, which has left at least ten people dead and injured many more.
This is the first night of Chanukah when we gather with loved ones and friends to light the Chanukiah. 1/4
logo in the corner was a real jump scare
15.12.2025 03:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the past is forgiven. the future is up to you
13.12.2025 21:36 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0this is the only kind of content I'm interested in from now on
13.12.2025 20:55 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
12.12.2025 20:20 β π 18014 π 3122 π¬ 350 π 131
have rebooted an old newsletter - will be writing about writing while trying to understand what on earth is going on (in general)
open.substack.com/pub/scottlim...
ruining your life to sell 1,000 copies of a book may seem bad in america. in australia this is the best possible outcome
11.12.2025 21:02 β π 25 π 5 π¬ 0 π 0just watched a movie that ended. how am i supposed to know what the characters are getting up to now
11.12.2025 01:38 β π 5 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0rip to the days when you could simply advocate that fred basset was a good cartoon
11.12.2025 01:03 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0you can either choose to be the FM radio host who advocates for teens to be kicked off social media or the FM radio host who advocates for harsher criminal sentencing. those are the only two options as far as I'm aware
11.12.2025 00:49 β π 12 π 0 π¬ 1 π 1
half sunk, a shattered visage lies, whose frown
and wrinkled lip, and sneer of cold command
tell that its sculptor well those passions read
which yet survive, stamped on these lifeless things
the hand that mocked them and the heart that fed:
and on the pedestal these words appear:
my name is WIPPA