Moose the Cat

Moose, the crazy ginger cat, lies curled up on his back, belly in the air, on a weathered carpet in front of a door. His eyes peer into the camera as if to say, “Dang, it’s hot!”

It’s stupid hot today. Imma camp here until dinner if that’s cool?

Moose, the crazy ginger cat, sleeps on his back sprawled out next to a washing machine. Aggie, his stuffed cow, rests on his belly.

Found a new awesome napping spot. Someone put Aggie on my belly to see if I’d wake up. I didn’t!

Moose, the crazy ginger cat, lies in his cat bed yawning a mighty yawn near the paws of his pal Indie, a cute calico cat. Indie rests on a nearby fluffy mattress pad that is slightly above Moose. It looks like Moose is about to chomp on Indie’s paws.

I chomp your paws!

Moose, the crazy ginger cat, hangs out of his cat bed, his paw bent at a weird angle, trying his best to look super innocent. Like he doesn’t always try to steal treats from Indie. Like he doesn’t always kick up tons of litter everywhere whenever he pees. Like he doesn’t hop up on the kitchen counter and chew on whatever things he finds while everyone else is asleep. Don’t trust him! He’s a naughty cat.

Who me? I didn’t do anything wrong. Honest.

Indie, a cute calico cat, lies in a sunbeam on a wood floor, one paw wrapped around a socked foot as another paw grabs a knee. She stares up, eyes wide. She is wild and being very silly.

Indie loves sunbeams. Like loves loves them a lot.

Moose, the crazy ginger cat, rests on a folded up mattress pad. He looks very happy. Both mattress pad and cat look floofy and soft.

Floofy and soft. The place I’m resting on is floofy and soft too I guess.

Moose, the crazy ginger cat, sleeps on his green and tan carpeted cat tree next to a window. His tail extends down almost touching the next level of the tree. It is, indeed, long.

My tail feels especially long today.

Moose, the crazy ginger cat, lies on a wooden floor in a sunbeam, paws wrapped around a human hand, mouth chomping on a finger.

I chomp because I can.

Moose, the crazy ginger cat, sprawls out in a sunbeam on a wooden floor behind Indie, his cute calico sister, who sits in a tan cat bed peering out onto the deck through a war torn screen door.

The jerk neighborhood cat is lucky the screen separates me and Indie from him. The screen, however, is less lucky.

Moose, the crazy ginger cat, casually lounges, front paws dangling out, in his white cat hammock in front of a brick fireplace. He’s bright eyed and looks like he’s ready to play,

I’m up! What’re we doing?!

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Moose, the crazy ginger cat, sleeps coiled in a ball in his fuzzy white cat hammock in front of a brick fireplace. He fills every available inch of the cat hammock.

I fit in all beds.

Moose, the crazy ginger cat, poses on a red couch in a photo studio. A gray backdrop is behind him. Moose looks like he’s about to jump from the couch.

Moose, the crazy ginger cat, and Indie, his cute calico sister, pose on one of their human’s laps for a portrait. The photo is cropped to zoom in so you can only see the two cats.

One of my humans won a pet portrait session and thought it would be fun to take me and Indie because we’re so photogenic and don’t howl in the car like Roo. I think I look super poised and not at all freaked out.

Roo, a pretty long hair gray and white cat with green eyes, lies on a tan carpet in a bedroom across from Moose, the crazy ginger cat. Indie, a cute calico cat, hangs out in the background in the shadows near a cluttered desk.

Family portrait time! Indie was being a little shy so you have to zoom in to see her. But she’s there because she’s my family and I love her and she lets me finish her food.

Moose, the crazy ginger cat, lies half in, half out of his cat bed. Completely pooped.

Thought about getting out of bed, but changed my mind.

Indie likes to show off her belly for people rubs. But only sometimes. Other times it means she wants to wrestle me. This was a people rub time. I did not take the photo. I am a cat and l was running through the house super fast.

Moose, the crazy ginger cat, rolls on a wood floor, his belly raised to the air, while his pretty, gray and white long hair sister Roo looks on, utterly unimpressed.

Roo was unimpressed.

Moose, the crazy ginger cat, lies curled up in his cat bed and dreams the dreams of a ferocious tiger.

I am quietest when I nap. But sometimes I snore.

Roo, a pretty long haired gray and white cat Queen, lies in a cat bed by a screen door and stares off into the distance acting like she’s not waiting for her photo to be taken even though she’s clearly posing. The sun shines bright outside and beams brightly through the screen door.

Roo is not a bunny. But she is definitely bunny soft. I did not take this photo. I am a cat. And I was busy searching the house for catnip filled Easter eggs. Happy egg hunting to all my friends.

Moose, the once angelic ginger kitten, sleeps peacefully on a red and white knitted blanket on a grayish couch.

When I was little, I dreamed of being mighty. Now that I am mighty, I mostly dream of snacks. #throwbackThursday #kitten

Moose, the crazy ginger cat, lies stretched out on a patchwork quilt atop a bed. His oh so long body stretches far, far in the distance.

I am very long.

Moose, the crazy ginger cat, sits in profile on a wooden floor, his head tilted up as if eyeballing a distant bird. A black chair and green couch are in the background. A few blurry posters hang on the wall.

Hi! It’s me — Moose! I missed you. This is my profile pic.

I don’t read (I’m a cat), but Aunty looks like the kind of cat who could tell me which section of the library to find a certain book. Then shush me when I get too loud.

Moose, the crazy ginger cat, stares out longingly through the screened window of a door. A freshly painted protest sign sits on the deck reflected on the window.

I want out! There are birds and squirrels and bugs out there that I would like to chase and play with and perhaps eat.

Super tough!!

Moose, the crazy ginger cat, pouts unhappily as he lays on a fluffy blue blanket on the bed. He’s annoyed he just got flea stuff put on his back.

#annoyed I hate fleas, but do you have to put that nasty anti-flea stuff on my back to prevent them? #gross #sigh #notfair #nothappy #ugh #whenisdinner #gingerpower #pout

Moose, the crazy ginger cat, lies on a bed behind Indie, a chonky calico cat, and Roo, a pretty long hair gray and white cat. He has totally crashed a Fat Lady Cat Napping Club meeting.

I crashed it!!

Moose, the serene and totally not crazy ginger cat, poses elegantly in a sunbeam on a wooden floor. He looks super mature and poised. Not at all like a naughty cat.

I’m just gonna be chill today. I slept in. I will carefully chew all my meals rather than inhale them. I will slowly bury my litter messes and tip toe out instead of throwing litter everywhere and run out. I will not crash the fat lady cat napping club meeting. I will be good. Promise. #AprilFools

Moose, the crazy ginger cat, lies half in half out if his cat bed on a wooden floor.

Stay strong, Alex Horn! Stay strong.

Moose, the crazy ginger cat, lies curled up on his cat bed staring up at the camera, yellow eyes blazing, and lets out a mighty yawn.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaappy Sunday, everyone!