Giles Corey @crushingweight

Sometimes I look inside the tissue to see the carnage I just blew out

14.12.2024 03:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If I worked for evil corp in the people killing division u bet ur ass id have a bodyguard

13.12.2024 11:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Celsius makes Europeans more whiny about the cold

11.12.2024 11:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Old people don’t retire because they know they’ve destroyed every pillar of American civil society and will have nothing to do

07.12.2024 16:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Studies show this guy is tweaaaaking omg

05.12.2024 22:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Never have I had so much of a job yet felt so unemployed

05.12.2024 21:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Has anybody made this joke: woke Roman Empire is like Julius xe/xir

05.12.2024 14:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Whatcha reading?

05.12.2024 12:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Regulation update: rug pull hawk tuah meme coin

05.12.2024 12:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The free market is like ‘I will self regulate broooo i promise’ and then gives you Hawk Tuah media empire

03.12.2024 20:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

I could definitely be an optometrist

26.11.2024 03:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Starting to franchise myself

26.11.2024 03:01 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Time to drown my sorrows in the dab pen that tastes like pocket change and dryer lint

26.11.2024 02:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Only two beers power the whole piss factory

25.11.2024 20:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Asphalt breath cuz I just had a pave mint

25.11.2024 20:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If u watch tv with subtitles I’m just gonna assume ur a bad listener

25.11.2024 20:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I believe in the sanctity of thanksgiving so long as my mom is making pie

25.11.2024 17:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Young adults yearn for the cubicle

25.11.2024 05:31 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is my last chance to make jokes

25.11.2024 05:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Giles Corey