Gareth

I'll take it. We certainly didn't fucking deserve it but I'll take it. #lfc

Just saw Salah on the bench, I wonder if Slot will bring him on for the final few minutes.

Wait! What do you mean "he started the game"? Are you sure? #lfc

After enduring what was one of the worst 45 minutes I've seen in years, I'm not sure I like football anymore. And I'm not sure the #lfc players do either.

Joe Cole has this fantastic ability to make the act of talking seem like the hardest thing in the world.

That hit by Szoboszlai is what the phrase "Thunderbastard" was invented for. Absolute fucking rocket! #lfc

Ally McCoist and Darren Fletcher have absolutely outdone themselves this evening. They've produced the most unbearable amount of absolute shite I've ever heard.

My highlight of that first half was the absolutely incredible spaghetti bolognese I ate while watching it. #lfc

No issue whatsoever with Arsenal playing on as that's what I'd hope #lfc would've done in that situation. However, if there's an opportunity to call Rice a bellend then it should be taken.

Put a minefield around that little pricks technical area.

I'm normally quite a positive #lfc fan. I'll always try and look on the bright side and get behind the team. However, that's becoming increasingly difficult recently, and I find myself hoping that tonight we at least just put up a fight. Not confident though.

You remember when #lfc were entertaining to watch? Sometime in 2024 wasn't it?

A boring, no-frills workmanlike performance. Exactly what we all needed. #lfc

Up the Glorious Red Bastards

Florian Wirtz though?! I mean, that guy plays the game like it's the simplest thing in the world. An absolute delight to watch, and he's only going to get better. It's frightening how good he could become.

I think last night's game was the first time we saw the players really understand just how good Wirtz is and that if they make the run then he will find them no matter what. Upto now it's looked they didn't quite believe just what he could do. #lfc

For the first time in years I don't actually know what Liverpool's style of play is... or is supposed to be. Desperately playing Virgil as a striker for the last 5 minutes definitely isn't something I want to see too often. #lfc

Please, for the love of all things Holy, someone take the microphone away from 'Fletch' on TNT Sport. He's on a one man mission to ruin football for the viewing public and he's succeeding!

Just the memory of his punditry brings me out in a cold sweat!

Ally McCoist's "excited 12 year old boy at his first ever football game" shtick is getting fucking boring now.

FSG finally spending that Aspas money. #LFC # #Wirtz

With Ben White and Jason Tindall both being in the same city, you have to wonder whether there's an ounce of fake tan left in North London.

I swear Pep waits until he knows the cameras are on him before he starts spitting out those endless little bits of jizz.

Man City beat Forest 2-0 in the FA Cup this afternoon, if anyone gives a fuck. I'm guessing no one does. Including Man City and Forest fans.

I reckon we might've just scraped it now!

I'm guessing that phone was the Google Pixel one they film those social media clips on. Bet they never thought they'd get that sort of marketing from it! #lfc

Mac Allister is the greatest Argentinian to ever play the game, and I'll hear no arguments. #lfc

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The Slot Spin is a thing of beauty. #lfc

Loved Gakpo's reaction to that thunderbastard from Mac Allister. Hands on his head and a look of complete disbelief. #lfc

Hopefully that'll knock the cobwebs off this display so far. #lfc