dumb cumster

Supporters entering the courtroom to see Luigi Mangione, holding a breloom plushie (Luigi Mangione's favorite Pokémon)

petition to alter default sans serif typefaces to require crossbars on the I so we can all differentiate between "Weird AL" and "Weird AI"

the silence = death shirt is a nod to ACTUP & i’m in my office where in the background is a fan that’s rainbow & says END HIV

today is the first time since 1988 that the united states is not observing world AIDS day

in fact, per STAT, the state department has forbidden federal employees AND GRANTEES to not utilize any funding to promote or commemorate this day

new yorker post titled “we’re still not done with jesus” by adam gopnik

when the waiter tries to take our bread and wine

She was rare like an app that doesnt have a fuken AI feature

sad

it was Marie Antoinette who famously replied to, "the people have no bread," with, "let them eat bofa"

call me Marie Antoinette the way I give head

SHARE THE INCANTATION

Might want to watch your back man

OH SHI-🏏

AC/DC stands for ass clowns / dick clowns

too spicy

A children's book cover with the title "The Christmas Shart". The subtitle is "A story of misplaced trust". The author is "Lord Pinky". The cover illustration is of a cute child with a wide-eyed and somewhat alarmed expression. Other elements evoke childhood Christmas, such as a Christmas tree, presents, and a stocking.

Please look for my new book this holiday season. You won't find it, because it's just a joke. But look anyway.

Not coincidentally this is a pretty good list of Most Important Companies to Unionize.

selfie of a guy who kind of already looks like Santa

Folks from a local elementary school in my area are trying to raise $1300 to cover the December rent of a family that's struggling due to an ICE abduction. You can donate through this local church's Zelle. Pls note that your donation is for the "Kilmer family" (Kilmer is the name of the school):

all around me are familiar anus
worn out anus
worn out anuuuus

Michigan’s 7th district has a chance to do the funniest thing ever

happy Henry Kissinger Died On November 29th 2023 to all who celebrate

I could take the baby Jesus in a fight

this is the sci-fi thing from the maker of Breaking Bad who hates AI

this show is making me want to rant about some shit nobody but me wants to think about

if ai is so good why is there no bj?

Pluribus fucking kicks ass. the people who are saying it's good are correct

I'm so smart and sexy

how come all the commies have different inches than us usians, but we still use the same minutes and seconds? isn't that a signal that it was more important for our global culture to have a unified idea of time than one of distance?

20 minutes into episode 1 and I am SO rooting for this virus

as a guy who has worked in constructing some shit and also engineering some shit, I very appreciate the SETI array. I'd have extremely enjoyed welding those tubes together or figuring out how to assemble those tubes...

it kicked in so fucking fast, wow