dumb cumster

"RISC architecture is going to change everything," Hackers (1997) and now MacBooks and Surface devices are all on ARM chips

in the 90s it was legally required for every character in an R rated movie to smoke cigarettes

I eat jalapeno pizza as a silly little prank on future me's bhole

he hacks into a TV station to stop the broadcast of white supremacist propaganda that was titled "America First"

I'm watching Hackers (1997) and kids today just do not hack like they used to

breaking: kristi gnome's head has popped off like a barbie doll's

QUEERS Just as they bleached Jesus, they'll use time to tuck us away. And our kin helped them. Helps. Between wanting peace and to not be forgotten, I've fallen in the gap to actively ignored. Dusty but unbothered in my little-visited corner, my stomach gurgles with new hunger— wider and wider to become a vengeful, starved void. My corner creeps outward before becoming the room. Meet my towering gaze. Cower. Glare. You live on my street. #poetry

queers? queers

doug sayin patti left me porkchop. she suckin skeeter’s shit crazy style right now fml

alright one more

GIVE SOPHIE SEVERAL BILLION DOLLARS!

oh wait, they just did, which is also delightful

i used to be a soda jerk at a 50s themed diner. i know how to make the malts and whatever... just saying

oh yeah, i don't think I told y'all on bluesky, but YER BOI HAD SEX! A PERSON CAME TO MY HOME, AND WE GOT NAKED, AND THEY HAD ORGASMS AND I HAD ORGASMS! THIS IS A HUGE MILESTONE FOR OUR PEOPLE

my Lover has not texted me back, which is actually delightful, because now I can just go to bed

GLEN BECK IS STILL ALIVE!?

I thought he was sacrificed to the Eldritch ritual that created the JD Vance homunculus!

Yearning for the Apocalypse As chaos and violence break out across the Middle East in a war led by the US with Israel as junior partner, I wanted to revisit my research on Christian...

today at the newsletter, free: an adapted excerpt from my book Wild Faith, about evangelical Christian prophecies about war in the Middle East and the end of the world & how they influence US foreign policy:
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OMG I POOPED WITHOUT MY PHONE! I'm ok, I survived. I missed you guys so much...

Screen shot of a news article, headline reads: “California condors are very rare, but 10% of them are trashing this woman’s house” Additional text: “Only about 200 of the birds live in the wild — and 20 of them are outside of Cinda Mikols’ home” From May 11th, 2021 Photo of birds trashing a deck

Yes I found this on the “sounds like a Mountain Goats lyric” group

only one of you liked this, what the fuck? that's genius

A country that can instantly fund endless wars but debates every dime for healthcare and education doesn’t have a budget issue—it has a values issue.

you’re not a savvy entrepreneur, you’re a dipshit who takes away from people owning homes in a community, hope this helps, enjoy the gulag

cru for president, we have a guillotine for landlords.

she nutted with the force of every nut thats ever been nutted in the history of nutting

What are the 3 branches of government again? I know its pedophiles and corporations but whats the third one?

I mean, like, maybe kind of

not that I know of, no

my heart is so soft
im a fucking idiot

i made a good decision on my handsoap. i just smelled my own hand and was surprised it smelled like a hot person. have i been touching hot people today and forgot? no, it is I who smells like a hot person!

I had
Godzilla: always ready to roast u
King Kong: giant hairy monster, makes bad decisions when horny
Stay Puff't Marshmallow Man: a big ol' sweety

selfie of a long-haired white man with a tuxedo cat in his arms. you can see 3 of the cat's little pink beans

he is helping me implement row level security on a postgresql database