pussydestroyer

shoutout susan linda jeremy and richard

why do dnp only have like four fake names that they just cycle through on repeat

kinda crazy that i don’t own any cookie monster pajama pants. i have such cookie monster pajama pants energy i fear

like it’s fun and all but it’s not worth going to see at all unless you’re already in the area

i know roswell happened here so i should expect it but lowkey i forget because ive been to roswell and its not that exciting

every time they bring up new mexico im like…. how do you know about us……..

the way this was me up until i was 18 😭😭😭

one of the greatest treasures life can provide is getting high and drawing ugly horrible fucked up art

nope i don’t trust it at all!!

didn’t he have a rash on his hand that his team said was from “shaking too many hands” back in like december 😭

professor: are you interested in doing research?
me, already so overwhelmed by my very existence that my nervous system has migrated to canada without me: yeah

please ignore my toes

pov she’s coming to fucking get you

i think if you were to take a scan of my brain rn it would look like a deep fried jumbo shrimp

looking like he's about to choke out a whole family of sea turtles

One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

🤞🤞

the entire human body is somehow both an architectural nightmare and a highly refined piece of machinery the likes of which we’ll never be able to recreate

i can’t imagine any of my past crushes/exes in the military either tbh even though a lot of them are pieces of shit

ohhhh i was definitely thinking of the other one i forgot about brandon

i couldn’t imagine any of your crushes in the military tbh but i guess i didn’t know them all that well

*******?

***?

nvm i think i literally just figured it out im so stupid

i don’t get how this works :( i tried it a while ago but i don’t think i have any pronoun tags

i felt similarly a few years ago when people started dogpiling on harry styles for wearing dresses because it was “queer baiting”. people just love to misconstrue shit for no reason

i always think a lot of doctor who takes are so much sillier if you’ve seen classic who. you know how many times they made up some dumb as shit lore and then just pretend it never happened? this franchise is almost 70 years old and none of it is consistent

i’ll give you some little snacks

🥰 anytime none binary left skeet

me when i meet martha