Ten Eels in a Trenchcoat (they/them/he/him)

Three panel comic drawn by The Oatmeal and randomly generated on their website. Panel 1 contains a bunny-like person sitting in a chair with a notepad and pen. They are the "therapist". They ask "What happened when you hung out with Elon Musk? Panel 2 shows the therapist again but zoomed out to show a humanoid patient lying on a bed/lounge. The patient is saying "I touched the President of the United States." Panel 3 is of the therapist again, zoomed back in. They are looking at their phone now. They are saying "Oh yeah I saw that on Pornhub."

@theoatmeal.bsky.social I was messing with your random comic generator and... theoatmeal.com/pages/horrib...

Meme of an renaissance style painting of two men writing on books and paper. The first says Karl Marx: "The alienation of man thus appeared as the fundamental evil of capitalist society." The second says 'Britney Spears: "My loneliness is killing me."

You better work, bitch

You're making a lot of assumptions about a person you don't know.

Today, #TheDivineComedy announced they’ll release a new album next year, which means 2025 will bring new records from #SUEDE, #Pulp, #Manics and The Divine Comedy. 𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪❔This hasn’t happened since 1994 when Suede released 'Dog Man Star', Pulp released 'His 'n' Hers', Manic Street Preachers released 'The Holy Bible' and The Divine Comedy released 'Promenade'. At what point did we step into the TARDIS with Doctor Who? 🤔 #TheMildOnes #MOs #JarvisCocker #BrettAnderson #friends#memeoftheday #NickyWire #NeilHannon Brett Anderson Jarvis Cocker James Dean Bradfield Neil Hannon Britpop

Today, #TheDivineComedy announced they’ll release a new album next year, which means 2025 will bring new records from #SUEDE, #Pulp, #Manics and The Divine Comedy.

𝗗𝗜𝗗 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝗞𝗡𝗢𝗪 this hasn’t happened since 1994 ❔

At what point did we step into the TARDIS with Doctor Who? 🤔

#TheMildOnes #MOs

Lol okay, bud. You keep living in that fantasy world you made up 😘

I was going into a shop last night with my partner, both of us in masks, and a lady coming out of the shop gave us a dirty look and coughed at us. Like???? Why are you so mad at another person choosing to wear a mask?! I didn't get it.

a meme that says ‘you’re telling me a gar licked this bread’ with a visual of a gar next to some bread with garlic bread beside them both

HAPPY #GARWEEK

Tweet by @charliekirk11 saying I don't know what a cisgender is but whatever it is it shouldn't be allowed infront of children

Tweet by @charliekirk11 saying

I don't know what a cisgender is but whatever it is it shouldn't be allowed infront of children

#meme #memesky

YouTube video by The Dodo Woman "Catches" Birds On Her Face | The Dodo

There's a woman who does this and it's all real. I love her work

The meme of the kid crying holding a gun but the gun is the follow button

When you see a hot person on the skyline but their selfie isn’t alt texted

Two of my favourite things: me and Star Trek 🖖🏻

Hehe thank you. Honestly some of the best books I've ever read though. The final book of the Fool 😭😭😭😭😭

Ohh I was just looking for some way to add more emotion to my hysterectomy recovery. Thanks!

Honestly that's what makes me not post personal stuff here very much. I wish I could make my profile private already.

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Anyone using the #Finch app? It's so good and cute and has really helped me with my daily care.

If you want to join or be my friend tap below.

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a hand is pointing at the enter world button Alt: Gif of someone launching and playing World of Warcraft

About to make a poor/great life choice. #ADHDingTooCloseToTheSun

a close up of a woman 's face with a serious look on her face ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a serious look on her face

And

a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the man is saying listen ALT: a man and a woman are standing next to each other and the man is saying listen

Also

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Do you have a missing family member in Syria? Please contact your closest Red Cross or Red Crescent office.

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I’m tired of anyone “just asking questions” and just done giving any grace to anyone who tolerates that bullshit under the umbrella of “open dialogue” or whatever the fuck intellectual masturbation is going on inside their head.

Fix your hearts.

I'm no longer a goth in aesthetic but I'm goth in spirit. (I'm to much of a queer enby goblin not to wear ALL THE PATTERNS at once). I'd be an appreciative lurker on the #GothSky fashion sub-feed.

Gif of Mike from Monsters Inc vibrating

Haven't taken my Ritalin since last Monday (due to surgery) and took the full dose today and I am ✨ alive ✨

5th person confirmed to be cured of HIV Researchers are announcing that a 53-year-old man in Germany has been cured of HIV.

THIS IS AMAZING NEWS!!!