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game awards 2016: we signed a sponsorship deal with schick, here is a bit razor mascot man. he's buff for some reason

game awards 2025: we signed a sponsorship deal with a company that knowingly sells ad time to the government agency that kidnaps immigrants

I think accidentally barking too realistically in vc bc you were showing the lion lady is like the most embarrassed I've ever been in my life and I'm about to do it again in front of all your bsky followers

Crazy how with these people it's always AI that's "here to stay like it or not" and never like gender affirming medical procedures or something

oh they’re everywhere in my part of london, some broke out of a zoo once and it turns out they were really well adapted to the area

level 1 gays calling this video problematic because it’s genshin impact characters

You were lied to! the ara ara dommy mommy anime woman archetype was completely made up by twitch streamers and patreon artists! they just pick a new character to project onto every so often to keep you off balance!

if you as a fan of games have ever seriously used Reggie Fils Amis' "If it's not fun, what's the point?" quote in a conversation about games as art you need to genuinely evaluate your ability to be curious about art because that is a thought terminating cliché and an intellectual dead end

it’s very much a game that wanted to cut out the burden of legacy from the weird 50 year old half-dungeon-crawl, half-heroic fantasy mess that is d&d and create something that is “A Heroic Fantasy Game” from the ground up, which is something i appreciate. exists within the context of d&d for sure

For the love of god can we stop airing articles about "X tech bro says this is gonna happen in X years clearly just in service of a publicity stunt". No. It's not going to happen. Obviously. Why are we indulging this?

i think many comparisons to authors who suck ass and their works to jk rowling and harry potter often fall flat bc jk rowling is such a deeply evil person that has such a massive influence the person in question being compared has to do smth like get the civils rights act of 1964 repealed to fit

Hey Gang! I could not be more thrilled to step behind the screen for Campaign 4 of Critical Role, and cannot wait to share all the amazing things me and this incredible team have been cooking up for you! 🐲⚔️🔮

My TTRPG hot take is that if you ask one of my friends "Do you read at a third grade level?", I immediately lose any interest in the points you're trying to make and block you.

Life is too short for that shit.

grandpa got plowed over by a seme‼️‼️

Hi, I'm the trans girl character in your one-season anime. The casting agency got 20 auditions from trans women VAs but chose either a high soprano cis woman or a cis man with a deep bass instead. I have a chiseled jaw. I move the plot in no way, but I have an episode where I make you feel sad.

it's crazy how fast your algorithm can turn into this and then ppl wonder why the world is undergoing communal psychosis

I kinda think the way people use ChatGPT is sort of aspirational because it seems to emulate the way rich people have sycophants lying to them all the time until they lose touch with reality and also their entire minds

"ChatGPT is great for brainstorming!"

Actually we have a tool for that already! It's called thinking. We use our brain. It's called brainstorming! Clue is in the name.

[quoting a tweet from isabelunraveled in which she rails against depressing books that get branded as “great writing”]

A key point in Fahrenheit 451 is that books were banned because they made people depressed and uncomfortable. The novel's protagonist, Montag, is taken into custody after he reads a poem that makes a woman cry because she realizes the emptiness of her life.

savage attacker best feat in the game for this alone

the only time i’ve done anything like that is with FGO because they make it very easy with their starter 10-pull and i wanted to start with mordred because he’s cute

we don’t have act 6 siffrin will act 5 do?

hrmgh… he repeated it back to you?

either that or warlocks (edgy by default, excuses to do evil gory rituals, high charisma to convince people to hold killing games)

this too is homestuck

isn’t this like really obvious ragebait

playing my favourite rogueslop, hades 2

it’s extremely cool and fucked up

I'm looking through what I think is the oldest text document about DELTARUNE that I can find. This is one of the first facts about Susie. Even though this has never happened in the game, everyone just intuitively understands this as true. I won.

THE CREATURE

[rolling death saves and sweating profusely] idk GM this is a little problematic...I mean...bury your gays trope much? :// yikes dude